airtight skier

When a girl has penises in her vagina, anus, mouth, and one in each hand.

Guy number 1: So what are you up to tonight?

Guy number 2: I'm going to watch this porn where this girl does an airtight skier.

by not the airtight skier September 13, 2009

three hole skier

When a woman is being penetrated orally, anally and vaginally at the same time whilst wanking two men off standing by her sides.

I was lucky enough to come home from school and witness my mum performing the three hole skier with my father and his 4 mates from the pub.

by Chris Robertson August 12, 2006

skiver

Scottish Slang Lazy person, in particular a person not pulling their weight.

From the verb to skive

She's gone for another cigarette - she's such a skiver

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

Alpine Skier

When a girl sits between two guys and simultaneously gives them a hand job.

During our flight back from Chicago Marie sat in the middle seat and gave Aaron and I an Alpine Skier.

by Tacotyme November 6, 2009

Instagram Skier

A skier that only skis so they can post pictures of themselves on social media. These individuals generally ski blues at low speeds before disappearing into the lodge to warm up. Instagram skiers are usually found at larger well-known ski areas such as Breck or Vail.

My sister is such an instagram skier. She spent $200 to ski at Vail so she could post the pictures online and get at least 20 likes.

by Senor Dank Nugs February 8, 2021

Skiler

A beautiful girl who can always put a smile on your face. Everything about her is contagious and she's someone you just can't get enough of. She will brighten up your day no matter what.

gorgeous, sunshine, funny, Skiler

by bunchesofflirt April 24, 2009

Skier's left

Left or a given reference on a ski slope; from the point of view of a skier going down the slope.

Bill: Stay to skier's left on the next run, there's a sick kicker about half way down!
Ted: Party on dude!

by Drew Stevens January 26, 2006