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skidmark

a line of shit in underwear, a toilet, or sometimes even walls. it is usually dry, but varies in viscosity, it resembles the skidmarks from a car.
Guy 1: Hey man did you see rachel's skidmarks on her underwear?
Guy 2: yeah man, it was nasty af
by RUDNASTY July 22, 2015
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Skidmark

<noun>
1) Rubber that has been scorched into the road due to the heat caused by friction from someone's tyres when either they brake too hard or have accelerated too quickly from a stopping position and caused a 'burnout.'
2) Stains left on underwear due to poor anal hygiene which indeed resemble the tyre-marks scorched into the road.
1) "Whoa dude, look at that skidmark in the road! Someone must've had to brake to avoid that ominous pool of blood next to that body there."
2) MOTHER: "David, if I find another skidmark in your underpants when I come to wash them, I'm gonna come up there and wash your arse myself you little shit!"
by Stuart Fletcher January 11, 2005
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Skidmark

The stain on ones undergarments left after an explosive anal emission.
"Oh my God ! Dom has shit himself again, you can see that skidmark on his faded blue jeans !"
by Leon October 22, 2003
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skidmark

A poo poo stain in your undies that is usually centralized, but not restricted to, the area that makes contact with the anus. Usually a sign that means you need to use toilet paper. WARNING: should you encounter skidmarked undies, dispose of them in short.
Laura Shell left a skidmark in her undies and decided to keep them as a souvenier
by nonselfpooper July 31, 2007
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skidmark

a brown streak in your boxers from a dirty ass.
I just farted really bad, I hope theres no skidmark !!!
by ARTIE May 8, 2003
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Skidmark

A person who acts like a piece of shit. Can be called "Skid" for short.
Did you know that Bob deals? Who cares that kid is such a skidmark.
by Kerry, Worcester, MA May 21, 2011
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Skidmarks

The poopie stains in your underpants after not being able to reach the toilet in time
"Yo bro, yesterday in class i got skidmarks cause the teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet until i was busting!"
by Half As Funny December 9, 2022
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