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Skidmarks 

Wanna-be burnouts who claims to smoke pot and drink for the sake of looking cool, yet in reality, get ripped off on a daily basis.

Some features include but not limited to:
Throwing up off three or less beers
Throwing up after smoking a dime
Not inhaling when smoking a cigarette
Listening to crappy music
Yo we just made 20 bucks by selling oregano to those skidmarks over there
Skidmarks by Rollman March 16, 2011

psychic skidmarks 

Multiple skid marks seen on the pavement in movies that predict the car chase is about to get exciting. Usually left by the stunt driver doing practice runs.
Nearly half of the chase scenes in French Connection are littered with psychic skidmarks. But you have to look fast, These scenes usually last 1 to 2 seconds.
psychic skidmarks by Cliff November 12, 2003

sergeant-skidmarks 

title used in referrence to someone who is in a position of leadership, yet warrants no respect.
sergeant-skidmarks by dorham May 26, 2006

Lipstick skidmarks 

When lipstick gets smudged on a cock while giving a blowjob
She left several lipstick skidmarks on my cock last night. I loved it!
Lipstick skidmarks by ButlerX July 14, 2017

Turbo Skidmarks 

One who talks alot of knowledge but lacks it, most likely due to his smaller body parts.
The kid in the Chevy is Turbo Skidmarks?

olympic skidmarks 

1) skidding a car or bike around in circles to make the olympic logo

2) wiping one's buttocks on underwear in the logo of the olympics
I can see that you have olympic skidmarks