Skewered

Being filled with more penis than an anus or vagina can handle.

"Barry's dick is too big for you, you'll get skewered."

by TSistgebestinthebusiness February 3, 2014

Skew

Weighing too much or more than is considered normal, proper, etc.

Having too much flabby tissue

Really man? Why would you tap that; she is skew.

Damn that bitch got a skew ass.

by Seymore Nips April 1, 2015

SKEEWOO

A greeting, another way of saying, Wassup, or YERRRRR.

Person1: SKEEWOO!
Person2: YO!

by TrunksGotJokes September 8, 2022

skewiff

Adjective, describing a thing, person or situation that is broken, in error, messed up, misunderstood.

But some of them seem to understand how badly they are being out-maneuvered and how skewiff their compass is.

by FlatMatt February 26, 2009

Skew-biff

Dishevelled, rakish, disorderly, or unkempt. Used of hair, neck ware, or one's general disposition. Opposite of "rectilinear-biff." Origin unknown, but possibly derived from a misunderstanding of "skew-wiff." Usage peculiar to Brasenose College, Oxford.

"My word, Terence, with your tie at that angle, and your obvious bed-head, you're looking unusually skew-biff!"

"Don't worry: I get myself rectilinear in no time."

by Mercurius Oxoniensis June 7, 2009

Shrimp on a skewer

Female dwarf or midget, Having sexual intercorse with a full size male

Shrimp on a skewer Speaks for itself!

by Mathew Colecliffe January 5, 2009

Skew it on the bar-b

1. Short for "Skew it on the barbeque", which means to cook things up or mix things up.
2. A song by OutKast found on the Aquemini Album.

Old Skool playas to Nu Skool fools. Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos. We'll skew it on the bar-b, we ain't trying to lose. Say I be god damn it they done change the rules.

by OutKast with a K September 8, 2004