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Skem

The abousolute hardest town in England

Especially churchy or diggy
Dotn fuck with skem
by 2dogsslaa April 14, 2021
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skemmed

When I stole hard-x--cores moneys
Ascended shouted SKEMMED!!!@!@ As he accepted the trade for moneys.
by Ascended August 23, 2006
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Skem

Skem, pronounced /ski m/, is a verb referring to when a person is attempting to impress, flirt with, or potentially hook up with another person, though slightly descretely
Person 1: "hey, I noticed you've been talking to that girl, are you skemin?"
Person 2: "nah dude you know I can't skem for shit"
by feeshna April 29, 2017
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skem

honestly a place you want to be
full of roundabouts, potheads, council kens, plastic scousers
trust me, 10/10

skemmmmm
john: "where you going"
paul: "off to skem me bro"
john: "get ye bulletproof vest on an be safe g"
by skeminem January 12, 2023
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skem

SKEM IS SCAM !!! SKEM OR SCAM IS TO TRY OR TO STEAL PEOPLE STUFF
WHY YOU SKEM MY SWORD !!!
WHY YOU SKEMMED MY SHIRT !!!
WHY YOU SCAMMED ME !!!
by BenBarrage November 11, 2017
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Skem

Skem (noun / verb)
A Skem is when you buy into something that feels legit at the time — but deep down, you kinda know you just paid for the vibe.

It’s not a scam. You still got something. Just not what you hoped. Or maybe exactly what you deserved.

Think overpriced coffee that’s all foam, $50 “healing” bracelets, courses with recycled Google info, or a product wrapped in 10/10 branding but 3/10 value.

You got Skemmed. But you’re not even mad. It’s lowkey an experience.
“I paid $999 for a minimalist budgeting sheet that just said 'stop eating out.' Skem.”

“This candle says ‘Manifest $M’ on the label. Literal Skem.”

“It’s not fraud bro… it’s Skem. There’s a difference.”
by Perceptionism June 30, 2025
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