A disease that rips families, friendships, and couples apart. It strikes from virtually no where, and scientist are still puzzled as to what has caused it. It is a disease in which the one afflicted is obsessed with his or her own feces. In most recorded cases the subject believes that their excrement is somehow trying to communicate with them. There also seems to be a pattern in which the afflicted fishes their defecation out of the toilet bowl and "saves them for later." They are often retained in jars. No one with this disease has ever been cured.
Peter: Next... next to the... uh... pickles... in the... um... pantry... was that... err... was that shit?
Chaz: Don't be so inconsiderate! I have Skeetzophrenia.
Peter: Is that like Gingervitis?
Chaz: Don't be so inconsiderate! I have Skeetzophrenia.
Peter: Is that like Gingervitis?
by Jopan Rocks December 21, 2008
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*Me* What the hell ? I said that?! I must have Skeetzophrenia because I dont remember any of that lame sh*t! AND WHY ARENT YOU MAKING ME A SANDWICH RIGHT NOW ?!
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