sheans

slang for short jeans. Used interchangably with jorts. Sheans are worn mostly by little kids, men over 40 and d-bags.

Eww. That guy's sheans speak for themselves.

by Gair-Bear May 25, 2007

sweans

Origin: A portmanteau of sweats and jeans.

Sweans are an invention of the fashion industry in the 21st century originally designed as a hip substitute for "Mom Jeans". They offer the comfort of sweats without the "give up on life" attitude. Due to their tight fitting nature, sweans are not regarded as pants in some parts of the world. Not to be confused with swean.

That girl has one hella tight pair of sweans.

by Quetzalcoatlus March 25, 2014

seanstermonster

1.A name for a mans penis while having sex

Your seanstermonster is pleasuring me like a wild wilderbeast

by taz34 December 28, 2007

skeaser

A cross between a "skank" and a "teaser"

Look at how she gives that bro a lap dance. That girl's a skeaser.

by Coaster72 February 13, 2014

Seansome

When you combine both Seantism and babeism, you get the whole sransome

A dash of seantism and a sprinkle of babeism you got yourself a fine specimen of seansome 🤣🤣🤣

by BecauseI'mFunny March 2, 2022

seans rizz

Synonym for infini-rizz. Or that you have so much rizz that you pull more than just bitches

Person 1: Have you seen seans rizz.
Person 2: Ya, I heard he pulls everything, even dogs

by rizzologyPhd April 25, 2023

Skeasy

For a girl: skanky and easy

For a guy: shallow and sometimes sleasy.
(one of those guys that will dump you so that one hour later, they can go get an hj from a skeasy girl, that just happends to be friends with the ex-gf. However, after this happends. the ex-gf hates both the skeasys.)

Zach dumped Mel at 12pm. and then at 1pm he met up with Michelle (a brazillian biitch) at the tennis courts of Southern Village, where she proceeded to give him five handjobs. Mel now hates both Zach and Michelle because they are so skeasy.

by shesaskeasybtch December 9, 2005