skankapotumus 

a person of skanky ways. plural being skankaputumi.

Look at that skankapotumus hanging around the bar.

skankapotumus by ni-cee October 28, 2009

Stankapotamus 

A female condition. When a woman feels both stanky, and fat. Usually around that "time of the month" or just when a woman feels less than desirable.

Mimi: "OMG I feel like such a stankapotamus today...I ate so much at The Bean Barn's bean buffet..."

CiCi: "Oh girl, I feel ya, I'm on the rag and totally feel like a stankapotamus!"

Stankapotamus by Crandom Lugosi May 22, 2012

skankapotomus 

Derogatory term for a female of any race or age, who is tacky and trashy, usually carries a low-class status, has poor hygiene, is slutty, promiscuous, gives it up to everyone and is very fat, overweight or even obese. Usually they are dressed in clothes that are too small, flashy and revelaing of their weight problem, and they think they are hot.

That new girl is a total skankapotomus! She's nothing but a nasty, overweight slut!

skankapotomus by YOHO2 October 16, 2009

skankopotomous

a REALLLY slutty girl that will rip off her panties at the sight of a man. usually characterized by herpes, gonorrhea, AIDS, or hepatitis. also often fat and/or husky

DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH A SKANKOPOTOMOUS!!!! YOU WILL PROBABLY DIE!!

dude i shouldn't have fucked that skankopotomous, i have herpes, gonorrhea, AIDS, and hepatitis now. FML!!!

skankopotomous by ovarymule June 14, 2009

stinkopotamus

A stinky hippopotamus.

Giraffe: "That hippopotamus stinks!"
Zebra: "Must be a stinkopotamus."

stinkopotamus by susc0176 May 10, 2011

Stinkopotamus

A dog, usually a black lab, that is stinky and fat like a hippotamus. He is sooo cute that real words are enough, you have to make new ones up.

My dog is a stinkopotamus

Stinkopotamus by Loki the irish orange tabby ca March 4, 2011

shankopotamus 

When someone very, very badly hits a golf ball in a high-pressure situation. This also applies to field goal kicks where the kicker badly chokes. This word is the portmanteau of shank (as hitting a golf ball way off course) and hippopotamus. This word is designed to conjure up images of the worst choke performance you can imagine.

It came down to the last hole, and Gary did a complete shankopotamus. The ball traveled about 10 feet off the tee into the water. He never recovered, lost the round, and lost the game.

shankopotamus by evilelvis94 January 15, 2022