married and separated

IN BRIEF: Married and keep to self.

NOTE: Married and separated DOES NOT MEAN married but separated. It simply means you are married, but when you're away from spouse, you don't bother anybody.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 10, 2009

mechanically seperated chicken

The main ingrediant in Slim Jims (C).

WTF!? My Slim Jim is made of mechanically seperated chicken!!!

by ju7j65y6j56y546hbigbertha June 11, 2006

Separated

The pergatory between marriage and divorce, distinguished by an abundance of revenge sex.

Being separated is like being sleep-deprived, but with boners.

by inew April 13, 2015

separatec

The unexpected confidence the comes from wearing secure and contour designed men's underwear. Often said in a whispered tone.

I told her what I really wanted, and then left the room. Separatec.

by Hank ledoozle July 7, 2019

separate the sheep from the goats

(v.) To divide the workers into two categories- those who want to work, and those who don't. Similar expressions include separate the men from the boys, separate the men from the mice.

I'll need some good workers, and some bad workers. Can you separate the sheep from the goats for me? The sheep will serve as a distraction to our competitors while we get down to business.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 5, 2004

Seperated

when things are far apart
When your eyebrows no longer want you

distance

Bye

Sidney groombridges eyebrows are dead ass seperated
Sidney groombridges eyebrows are slowly seperating from eachother, they got a divorce

by Bitc.hh September 14, 2016

Keep Church and State Separate

Not telling your wife/girlfriend about your drug habbit

Keeping your ideals of smoking weed (church) from those who want to tell you what to do (state)

Friend: Why are you using clear-eyes?

Stoner: I try to keep church and state separate

by MrSunTan99 April 20, 2010