Simulated Hunt

When you hunt something down without hurting it; akin to raising a child.

Guy 1: “Hey how’s your mother doing?”

Guy 2: “Fine, now that I’ve performed a simulated hunt on that beast.”

by grammarpolice_# April 12, 2022

Simulated Bacon Bits

A security guard

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!

by The baconater August 1, 2009

Simulated Reality

SIMULATED REALITY is when one's (subjective) version of REALITY is far from being in agreement with the majority of those in the group, in general.

"She is so fucking far from away from us with her SIMULATED REALITY! Let her jump off a cliff as long as she doesn't land on anyone."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

simulatedguap

A person who can only hope to imagine the guap 💰🤑🤑🤑

Guy 1: damn bruh I’m broke, guess I’m simulatedguap
Guy 2: unlucky you, I got so much money im guapfluent

by Divines August 14, 2025

its simulated

Such a beast, can trickshot, OG player former eRa, Auto, Saw, Genesis

Best of the best

should be in Auto again

guy 1: look omfg its simulated, that beast trickshotter with the @Sihmulation
guy 2: LETS GET HIS AUTOGRAPH COME ON DUDE

by Not Simulated October 14, 2014

Simulate the Friction

Simulating the friction: To take action of ridiculous activities pruely to irritate anyone by the name of Ethan

Chris: Hey Ethan I'm going to simulate the friction to stimulate the if loop.
Ethan: Fucking damn it.

by CTCR May 31, 2018

stimulated patient

Stimulated patient is an actual profession, where the person who has this as his career acts like a sick person so that medical students can practice their medical bedside manners on him

" what do you do for living?"

"I'm a part time stimulated patient "

by Lazordy February 15, 2021