Simpleton

noun: A person who lacks the capacity to think beyond simple thoughts, and masks his ignorance by reciting information he heard on CNBC's Mad Money with Jim Cramer. Often times, a simpleton will call another person a simpleton for no apparent reason other than to call that person a simpleton.

Synonym: Jose Lopez

Person A: "I don't think the iWatch will be a guaranteed best seller."
Person B: "You're such a simpleton."

by Splusm March 1, 2015

SIMPLETON

A dumb f#@$ that has done too much s$#@ toady and is last name is some bull

s$@# name like adein

your a SIMPLETON

by dude pony 65 simon gewn alison April 13, 2020

simpleton

Picked up from a black and white movie,another term for a fool.Dub for a person that is known to or is about to do a stupid thing generally used sarcastically.

"Yeah, thats a really smart thing to do you f***ing Simpleton."

by Makne February 20, 2005

ignorant simpleton

a simple ton is a person who does not realize how dumb they are but are really dumb and immature.

T giggles is an ignorant simpleton, he knows nothing.

by burrman23 April 6, 2010

Simpleton

A person who is stupid

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum

by Buttwipe steve December 2, 2018

Simpleton

Someone who likes funny shoes and has a weird taste in music.

Person 1: hey dude, did you see Little wearing the Filas yesterday?
Person 2: yea dude he’s such a simpleton. I heard he also listens to Logic.

by Playboi Carti’s Sock June 11, 2020

Simpleton

An absolute dumbass that doesn’t even think to use google/dictionary to define words

Ella:what is heresy
Tom:WEVE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE
Ella: what is orthodox
Everyone:facepalms
Me:STFU YOU GODDAMN SIMPLETON

by Gracejia04 December 30, 2018