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Smiling Bob

Noun
Pronunciation: Smile-ing Bob

An erect penis in an inappropriate context
Guy 1: Shit, I was smiling bob throughout the entire sermon today in church.
Guy 2: Oh man, me too! I was smiling bob all while watching Barney when I had to babysit last night!
by psycholilbunny July 9, 2010
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King of Simping

King of Simping
The absolute king of simping. The absolute god of simping.

A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.

A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.
"Chevrolindo is the King of Simping, he simps so much its outrageous."
by veIocity March 15, 2020
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siblings

the little retards that will drive you mad and make you wanna kys, they also like to bully and hurt you then blame it all on you :) they are also very special needs without even having any special needs
dude my siblings are retarded
by goatpenis69 January 26, 2019
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Sibling Simp (Sibmp)

Someone who does way too much for a sibling
Minerva is always making sure her siblings every needs and desires are met without hesitation. Clear example of being a Sibling Simp (Sibmp).
by Onesoda September 4, 2021
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National Oldest Sibling Day

National oldest sibling day is a day to be thankful for the oldest sibling for basically being a 3rd parent, they sacrificed many things for the young ones, and most of all, get yelled at the most.

National oldest sibling day takes place on July 15th
Guy 1: I hate my older brother!
Guy 2: Be nice bro! It’s national oldest sibling day
by abiban74 October 15, 2019
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Simping for sallie

When you are so sad that you simp for an online person you don't even know in real life
Person 1: I saw someone simping for Sallie on discord
Person 2: cringe
by Alveoli gas exchange November 18, 2020
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One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones

Cum, Spoof whatever you people call it...
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom
One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones blinking at me from their latex prison...
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009
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