old softy

A person with a tough or stern exterior but a secret heart of gold, such as a lenient authority figure.

You're an old softy, letting those kids off the hook like that.

by other findings include December 8, 2013

Sixty minute man

A person, usually a man, who possesses the ability to perform sex without orgasm for a full sixty minutes, often much longer. Comes from the song "Sixty Minute Man,' recorded by the Dominoes in 1951, and numerous other artists since then.

Sixty minute men are very popular with women who appreciate prolonged lovemaking.

Gary is a total sixty minute man, and he gets all the pussy he wants.

by 60 minute man August 20, 2011

sportin a softy

When a guy's got a limp penis while naked in public. The power to NOT get a boner is essential whether at a clothing optional beach, taking a gang shower, going skinny dipping with your friends, wearing a speedo, at a nudie party, just hangin it or you are a professional nudie.

Justin: "Wow, good times last night."
Jason: "Didn't think it was going to turn into a nudie party."
Chad: "Yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it."

by Nudie Dude August 25, 2006

spifty

something that is so wickedly awesomely amazingly cool to the 100th power that it can not be described be either spiffy or nifty alone.

Pandy's P!ATD hoodie is insanely spifty.

by peterick_x_core January 4, 2007

The Senior Sixty

The ultimate pre gaming for the notorious freshman fifteen.

Dave: Dude have you seen Alans sister recently? She put on a lot of weight before college.

Ron: Yeah man, forget the freshman fifteen, she went full send on the senior sixty!

by GT_v1 March 1, 2018

shifty willis

an urban poet; shifty willis represents the misunderstood. everyone has a shifty willis inside of them.

the real shifty willis wanders the streets of rotto, as an old quokka. just keep an eye on your luggage and bikes when he might be around

holy shit is that shifty willis?!

by shifty willis enthusiast 69 December 12, 2022

Sift Heads

That flash game where you can play as Vinnie, Kiro or Shorty and... uh... sift some heads I think.

Oh man I gotta play Sift Heads before Google removes Adobe Flash Player!

by Enclave69 December 13, 2020