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Jesus Smuggling

When a person of secular reason has finished explaining something, to the extent of their knowledge, and the person they are explaining to says, Jesus is the reason beyond that explanation.
Friend: Did you enjoy talking with David about the origin of species.
Guy: Ya but he kept Jesus Smuggling when I got to the primordial soup.
by Botched Toe September 16, 2018
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Shulling

When one gets hammered drunk before dark and passes out for a minimum of 10 hours, therefore not participating in the festivities of the night.

Yelling, screaming and clapping for one's favorite sports team, regardless of where one is watching the game, showing a clear disregard for those around him, who may or may not be sleeping.

Cooking extremely delicious food on a nightly basis.
Chris got drunk by the pool in Vegas and was Shulling by 3 pm

Chris was watching the Yankees earlier and was Shulling so loud I could barely hear myself think.

Man am I baked, you gonna go Shulling any time soon?
by The_Dude_Abides October 20, 2012
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cunt smuggling

the act of being very sneaky about the scallys you hook up with.
"Man i seen Corey take ANOTHER girl home last night, that guy has been cunt smuggling all week!"
by JudgeJBagz March 12, 2009
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smuggling skittles

The act of having your nipples protrude out of your shirt, as if to be actually hiding skittles candies underneath your shirt.

If you are smuggling skittles, you most definitely have nip rocks.
1. Dude, you ever watch the Friends episodes where Jennifer Aniston looks like she's smuggling skittles?

2. That shirt is so tight, you look like you're smuggling skittles.

3. Don't wear a bra...guys love girls who look like they're smuggling skittles.
by yellowboy February 12, 2004
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Snack smuggling

The act of sneaking in snacks (like in your pocket, coat, or a purse) (usually packaged candy) to a place that already sells snacks and candy and which either frowns upon or forbids people from bringing their own (since they want to sell you their usually very overpriced snacks).
Person 1: Hey I got each of us a bag of M&Ms from the theater snack counter, it set me back 8$ though.

Person 2: 8$?! Man you need to start snack smuggling, you would have saved 6$.
by Forever Artist March 30, 2008
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shmuggling

The act of gay rough anal sex in a swimming pool or candle lit dinner shared with someone of the same gender. Usually in a romantic location like Tenerife
Conlan likes shmuggling with Mick Pher's son
by Your Mums Handle January 5, 2015
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shengping ho

Shengping Ho.
The epitome of genius and wealth. He is also the best roommate who gives you free food. He will ace every test then tell you he failed when all along he set the curve. He forces you to do your homework and makes you actually succeed even if you don't want to. He is the kind of guy you want to have around because he is very motivating.
That guy is such a shengping ho. We should invite him into our friend group.
by IdiosyncraticOne November 15, 2017
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