shuke

When you're drunk and you puke and shit at the same time.

I was so wasted last night I shuked.

by byrned December 21, 2008

shuke

The act of shitting in the toilet while puking in the sink.

"I drank a whole bottle of Jameson's with my friend out of tiny nightcap glasses on vacation while my girlfriend flipped out upon hearing me shuke in the guest bathroom."

by MattyFu February 12, 2010

Shuke

When you find yourself in the ill-fated situation where you are shitting and puking at the same time, periodically having to choose which should go in the toilet. This is usually due to food poisoning, but may be caused by other illnesses or excessive alcohol intake.

"Major shuke-fest all over the bathroom last night after I ate those crab wontons."

by shukefest May 22, 2010

shuke

Throwing up while simultaneously making a bowel movement. Usually associated with the flu or accute intoxication.

Facing imminent erruption from both ends, it was clear to T.J. that he could not decide between the two. He had no choice but to shuke.

by N. Betts February 3, 2005

shuke

A compromise of keeping clean one area, while making a mess of another

If you have to shuke, what do you do first? Sit on the toilet, or stick your head in the toilet?

by gio May 27, 2004

Shuke

A state whereupon you must shit and puke simultaneously, thereby rendering each task impossible until the desire to shuke dissipates.

I drank myself stupid, I was on the porcelain throne at 3am holding a bucket and trying not to shuke.

by the odd house October 22, 2010

Shuke

When you poo and be sick at the same time.

"OMG i was so wasted last night, i shuked in a park"

Guy 1 "Was that a fart or was it just sick?"

Guy 2 "No, i accidently shuked"

by Harry Shukebum Pooter January 23, 2011