Shuke

When you shit and puke in the same toilet bowl without flushing.

Josh: Dude, I heard you in the bathroom last night. What the hell happened?

Mark: I was so drunk. I took a shit and the smell was so bad that I puked. There was no time to flush.

Josh: It was a shuke!? Fuck!

by Chubbsicle July 11, 2011

Shuke

to vomit and shit at the same time.

when you shuke, you experience the acts of shitting and puking at the same time. Therefore, when you go to shit you vomit everywhere and when you go to puke, you shit everywhere.

by STAR December 18, 2012

shuking

shitting and puking at the same time (from Dart)

Mit got food poisoning from that diner and he was shuking all night.

by Saa March 27, 2005

Shuke Shukes

A word normally referring to nothing in particuler, but you have no name for it. It can mean anything from a noun to a verb to an adjective. Another form of the word is Shuker (pronounced shoe-ker)

Whats up shuke shukes?!

by Crazy Lightning March 5, 2010

Shuke

When you shit and pukeat the same time

Man, I shouldn't have eaten that week old pizza, I shuked for three hours!

by Omniomega24 September 20, 2016

Shuked

When sick or drunk, this is the bodily movement that occurs when you are puking and having diarrhea at the same instance.

Do you really want an example for shuked?

"I was so sick last that I shuked while on the toilet... had to grab the nearest garbage bin."

by stumm October 29, 2008

Shuke

(Verb) To Regurgitate while voiding excrement from the bowels. Mostly occuring when hungover or suffering from acute diarrhea, usually into the bathtub or garbage can.

The smell from my shit was so bad, I felt like I was going to Shuke.

I didn't know what to do first, shit or puke, so I shuked.

by JeepSkot September 23, 2008