shtoltz

A Jewish term for clout which can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

Moishy: Yo Dovid can I hit your Juul for the boys?
Dovid: *ignores Moishy*
Moishy and his friends together: shtoltzzz
OR
Shloimy: You wanna pull up to Menachem's send tonight? I hear it's going to be a banger.
Yossi: I don't know man, Menachem is mad shtoltzy.

by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020

shtorte

Whenever someone suffers the fate of an L(typically by someone being ignored), another person must say "shtorte!" to pray for a fast recovery and for the best of luck.

Steve: HOLY SHIT! I JUST FOUND OUT THE CRAZIEST THING EVER!
Bob, John, & Wilson: *no response*
Tony: shtorte!

by Dr. Don Corleone April 29, 2020

Shtoip

stop lying to me please

your friend would say i slept with a hot chick last night, you would say Shtoip then your would say friend your right i am a liar and a virgin!

by carl oleary September 22, 2006

shmoitz

They are the little elves that are pinching your cheeks up when you laugh very hard.

Jenni was laughing so hard that she got the shmoitz.

by jrpigz May 1, 2009

shloit

A person who is too fucked up on the backwoods, and their face starts to looked smushed. Speech also becomes slurred.

Look at Billy over there all faded off the woods, what a shloit. Yea bro he shloited up.

by blaggio February 16, 2021

shoit

ghetto term for shit; someone who thinks they have swag is considered to be this; when you think your better than everyone else; if youre white, you wouldnt know

Wow look at erin...she thinks shes the shoit.

by heyyerin June 9, 2011

shtitty bar

A really bad strip club, commonly characterized by employing women of questionable looks, talent and DNA.

Adam: "Hey, let's go to the strip club!"

Jeff: "I can't, fool. I'm broke like a joke."

Adam: "We'll just go to a shtitty bar, it will be cheap!"

Jeff: "Sweet, I hope we see a Yeti working the pole again."

by Jeff H July 7, 2008