An individual who is involuntarily celibate and, as a result of not having sex, his penis has shrivelled to the size and shape of a shrimp.
Only applies to those with poor understanding of biology, who believe that women who have sex will somehow have genitalia with the appearance of roast beef.
Only applies to those with poor understanding of biology, who believe that women who have sex will somehow have genitalia with the appearance of roast beef.
Seriously, what is up with that guy constantly calling us sluts and roasties?
Ignore him, he's just a shrimpy.
Ignore him, he's just a shrimpy.
by Fiis January 22, 2020
A Shrimpy Guy is stereotypically a tall, skinny and very pale man who is of average or slightly below average attractiveness. People can be a little bit shrimpy if they have some, but not all of these characteristics.
“That guy over there is quite attractive but sometimes he looks too shrimpy for my liking” “He is quite lanky...he looks like a quite shrimpy guy”
by shrimpy<3 March 13, 2020
Them: So I heard you had sex with Nick last night ;)
Me: Yeah... never doing that again. That boy has one shrimpy jalepeño!
Me: Yeah... never doing that again. That boy has one shrimpy jalepeño!
by Ms. Jalapeño February 25, 2021
an ugly boy who patrols the ocean looking for mermaids in his shrimp mobile. In his spare time, he enjoys annoying people, as well as consuming large amounts of brussel sprouts marinated in cat pee
by messy111 January 07, 2015
by 🍤SHRIMP🍤 December 03, 2019
by BabyZay December 30, 2020
stay shrimpy is something that legends say, if you watch the norris nuts you probably know what i’m talking about! it was made by biggy norris <3
by jules :) August 04, 2021