Speng

Often used to call someone an idiot or a spasticated cunt in British area of the world.

You are a f-ing speng mate.

by DholeeMan April 29, 2016

spengy meltboy

A complete and utter waste of space, a dumbass

Kanye West is a spengy meltboy

by Dr Baltic July 2, 2016

Spengel

To masturbate in an event where there are only males participating. During the masturbation, the person is caught by another group of males. The person then makes lies and says he was doing something else, such as packing a tin. This is usually done in a bathroom stall.

"Dude, why is everyone making fun of Steven?"-John
"Dude, he was caught spengeling!"-Mark
"Ew!"-John

by Marky Dubz October 31, 2009

Spengooly

A person who has reached one of the highest levels of stupidity.

Person 1: Your urethra is a vein in your brain right?
Person 2: You are an absolute spengooly mate.

by BiloGundlach21 February 13, 2018

Spengle

A person of great stupidity. This person was a waste of sperm and should just have been swallowed

Connor : What the fuck is wrong with Scott
Kevin : He is just a spengle

by Kevin the spengle June 7, 2016

Shneng

A word used to describe someone who is A fool/ idiot.

“ah Adam you’re such a shneng!”

by yeeehawwwwww March 6, 2019

Spengbab

The embodiment of the human unconsciousness's concentrated evil in its purest form.

other names; Satan

spengbab is the hate in all of us

by SinisterL March 7, 2010