hit the showers

A term used when you want someone to leave. Derived from a coach telling his players to 'hit the showers' after the game.

Was mackin' on this slapper, then this hot snatch started given me eyes. Told that slapper to hit the showers and went for better quality punani.

by Davo Brain August 30, 2005

brown showers

The sex act when a woman with a soft juicy delicious ass has her anus inches from a males face starts to defecate into the waiting male mouth thus causing the male to ejaculate while tasting and smelling of a womans shit.

Who wants brown showers?

by LOL:):) April 17, 2014

golden showers

the act of drenching an expecting/unsuspecting individual with gallons of urine.

On a crisp march afternoon with the wind blowing through the swaying trees, i unleashed my rod and soaked Bill with the golden showers.

by poontang inc. March 21, 2003

Snow Showers

The act of dumping a semen-filled condom all over your sexual partner as a punishment for lack of satisfactory performance.

When Tony came after only four strokes, I gave him a nice messy snow shower.

by subnetmask July 19, 2004

Showertime Shakedown

The daily ritual of masturbating in the shower when one first wakes up. Usually triggered by the presence of morning wood or the lack of a girlfriend.

Chuck: Hey bro, how you been?

Jake: Fantastic, just got back from the Showertime Shakedown.

Chuck: Classic.

by TheCurtainCrusader September 17, 2010

Shoreskin

Slang for the clitoral hood. The clitoral hood is a covering of skin that protects the tip and shaft of the clitoris in women.

"Did you really get your clit pierced?"
"Well, actually that's a common misconception. I only got my shoreskin pierced."

by KinkyTwisted January 7, 2022

golden oldie showers

watching an old woman piss herself in front of you

Im in a queue in hmv and doris looses control of her bladder, hmmm im hard with those golden oldie showers.

by bouncyb October 18, 2008