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Shovelface

Marissa, a girl I'm attracted to. Please, no one call her this, as I cry every day knowing my love is hounded for her appearance.

Shoveltusk 

Shoveltusk, annoying, ignorant, often "trolled" in trade chat. Well known in world of warcraft on the Draenor server for being the leader of the 900+ member guild. Hated by thousands. Holds monthly Foam Sword fights that are rigged.
Shoveltusk is a tool.
Shoveltusk gets trolled all the time.
No one likes a Shoveltusk want to be
Shoveltusk by Sevantes June 14, 2011

Shoveldick 

The act of placing a shovel handle between one's legs to mimick a penis.
Exhausted from packing an entire landing under the influence of pineapple 4loko, the innebriated sasquatch whipped out the old shoveldick for some comic relief at the trails.
Shoveldick by Sassy Sasquatch November 22, 2013

shovelcock 

a badmitten birdie. also a funny word.
me and my girl had fun with my shovelcock
shovelcock by andrewhart February 23, 2005

shovelbucket 

a total loser or moron who thinks he is cool enough to hang with the cool kids
Did you see that shovelbucket over there. He is such a tool. He thinks he can hang with the cool kids.
shovelbucket by MyNameIsQ October 30, 2010

Shovenpucker 

When you stick a lemon head up your bungwallace over and over again and love it
Shovenpucker is when you have a Yellow buttcrack full off sour balls