scourage

The scummiest/messiest individual at a particular moment of time.

Toby is the scourage of the earth.

by Frank Renker February 5, 2008

scourage

to interfere in any way with someone else's tasty beverage.

Please don't scourage my beer.

by 101 North Brewing Company October 11, 2012

The toilet paper shortage of 2020

The Corona virus has apparently caused everyone to shit themselves and thus but 9000 rolls of toilet paper.
Our children will not believe this.

The toilet paper shortage of 2020 has really messed up my time in quarantine.

by ineedsometp April 2, 2020

Phoutrage

The phony outrage that is used to drum up support for or against a particular stance/view/statement. Usually used on both sides of the political spectrum, but mostly by the conservatives. A very cheap attempt at scoring political points.

Sarah Palin sure is over-working the phoutrage about David Letterman's jokes.

The phoutrage from the McCain/Palin camp about the "lipstick on a pig" comment is really laughable.

by rolo1 July 13, 2009

White-Out Shortage

When a guy goes and has sex with someone, but nothin comes out and he ends up firing up blanks because he mastrubated to frequently before having sex.

As a result of jerking off 5 times a day, Simon went through a temporary White-Out Shortage when he had sex with his girl friend.

As a result of this hies girl friend dumped him and he started jerking off 6 times a day. He later sprained his wrist and needed his wrist to be amputated.

by OBAMA FOR THE WIN!!! March 31, 2009

eggo shortage

when all of the eggo waffles go missing and people go crazy because there are no more waffles.

"OMG!!! there's an eggo shortage? nooo!!! we need our chocolate eggos...."

by iloveeggos November 18, 2009

Scoutrageous

"Scoutrageous" - Referring to or imitating the wild, crazy, spontaneous and random antics of Miss Scout Taylor-Compton; Referring to any of her character roles in commercials, television and motion pictures.

OMG, I would have never thought to pair those vintage boots with an outfit like that. That's Scoutrageous!

Dude, is that a new tattoo? That's so Scoutrageous!

Awesome Manson poster! Its just like in H2. Very Scoutrageous.

by Silly_Head January 24, 2013