shoutrage

When someone in your social network won't shut the fuck up about the injustice of the day and is acting like a 12 year old who is just now learning that the world is kind of a fucked place and feels that a barrage of poorly sourced articles and images with misattributed quotes will set things rightW

Her shoutrage was so deafening I ended up blocking her from my timeline.

by brianmars October 15, 2014

The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.

Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009

the great dude shortage of 1883

This is a fake historical event that has been mentioned about Barney Stinson in the show How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014). Barney mentions this event when there was not so many guys in the night club.

Show: How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014)
Season: 3
Episode: 12- No Tomorrow

Time: 5:00

"Bodyguard: Yeah. Sorry, guys. Look, if it was just you two, you can go in right now. But we got nothing but girls in there. People are gonna start thinking it's a lesbian bar.
Barney: Would you excuse us for a minute? (To Ted) Ted I'm going to be hones. I was full of it with that whole Nostradamus thing.
Ted: No! (sarcastic)
Barney: But I'm starting to think there is some serious planetary cr*p going on here tonight. Never in the history of New York City nightclubs has there been a shortage of dudes. Now even during the great dude shortage of 1883. We've got to ditch these girls. (The ones accompanying them)"

by thatguywithguitar May 27, 2020

shottage

An exclamation of praise meaning "good shot!" Mainly used in sport such as football, snooker, basketball etc.

(Player sinks a 3-pointer) "OOOOOOHHHHHH SHOTTAGE!!"

by kenny O September 26, 2006

slutrageous

when someone acts like an outrageous slut. duh.

yo they are practically bumpin uglies on the dance floor! so slutrageous!

by LornaMarie December 21, 2008

spoutage

The spewing/overflow of liquid or words.

There was immense spoutage from the fountain.

We had to listen to his verbal spoutage of a vegan diet.

by HomeComic September 28, 2017

shuttage

The English equivalent of closure.

After all these years she still hadn't got shuttage over her ex.

by cavr November 11, 2008