Shorthand

Noun: A term used for "The Lazy Bastard" writing style which originated in America.

"u r gr8!"
"PLEASE stop the terrible shorthand, because you don't say, 'Grrr with a number eight' when in a real conversation do you? That is, if you are ever OFF the Internet?!"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

shartland

Shartland/Shartlands is a marsh land or swampy area that has thick, black mud. Sometimes has small rivers and lakes in and around them. Great place to fuck around with your friends in!

"Want to go to shartland?"
"No, i haven't gotten the smell out of my clothes since last time."

by Dr WHO 626 July 12, 2014

Verbal shorthand

The language used by drunken people when they wish to communicate with the sober. In order to understand verbal shorthand, one needs to also be drunk. While traditionslly applied to the drunk, "verbal shorthand" can also be used to describe the communication efforts of persons affected by other mind-altering substances in addition to alcohol.

My husband rang me from the pub, but I couldn't understand him because he was talking verbal shorthand.

by austbeacon May 4, 2013

Shorthand

- A variation of giving someone the finger┌∩┐(◣◢)┌∩┐ flipping the bird (A hand gesture which represents saying Fuck you or Fuck off) which is used with the intention to insult - with the exception of the pinkie finger is used instead of the larger middle finger - therefore referred to as "shorthand" and tends to be less offensive.

Bob got pissed off when an old bitty line jumped - so instead of giving the old bitch a full one finger salute - he gave it to her in shorthand.

by Silly Sunnystration October 19, 2012

Verbal shorthand

Verbal shorthand is shortening a word or two so that it is easier and faster to say

Ling room is verbal shorthand for.living room when spoken.

by Jw rules January 12, 2018

executive shorthand

Executive shorthand (ES): RNAs proprietary system of making characters the words they sound like in writing.
A
I
O - owe, oh
E
U = you
Y = why, wye
B = Be
C = see, sea, or si (Spanish for yes)
D
F
G
J = jay
L = ell, el (Spanish male the)
M = em. Eminem
P = pee
Q = question
R = are, our
S = es (Spanish for is)
T = tee
V = vee
W = Washington, D.C.
X = ex
Z = zilch
$ = cash app
@ = other money transfer app
101001000 = ten one hundred one thousand (sw us gang)
1st = first amendment, freedom of speech under Constitution of United States 1789.
- Rob Alm
- Call me at 619-997-2233 XO PE

I can read in executive shorthand - can U ?

by Rob Matrix August 3, 2019

Shetlands

Defecating. Having a poo.

I'm just going to the Shetlands.

Mate, I've been to the Shetlands so much today I must be clocking up bare frequent flyer miles

Often shortened to just 'shetty'

by Fizifty Sizzent October 14, 2007