short bus 

1. A bus which is, relative to what is considered a conventional bus, smaller.

2. Used disparaginly, a bus of the variety used to transport children that is commonly held to be for people of significantly lesser intelligence or those of the "special education" classification.

You won't understand this fundamental postulate of Quantum Mechanics if you continue riding the short bus.

short bus by Aaron May 30, 2003

short bus 

Smaller than average bus used to carry mentally disabled students also known as a "Tart-cart"

If your mother says your "special" you probably ride the short bus.

short bus by Cory Skates June 25, 2005

Short Bus 

Retard, compromised intelligence

You have the intelligence of a short bus.

Short Bus by FEDCBA May 30, 2008

short bus 

1) An individual whose sexual performance does not meet desired time length standards
2) In fact, reaches minimal time length standards
3) Like, you leave asking questions like, "No seriously, are we done?"

*Note* Does not necessarily imply that the size of the male in question is not satisfactory. A short bus can be big, but it's still short.

1. "Hey dude, how was the ride on the short bus?" "Short."

2. "Did you take a ride on the short bus?" "Yeah, it already came and left."

3. "Hey so I was thinking about banging this guy" "No dude, you do not want to take a ride on THAT short bus."

short bus by ASK.UVIC January 21, 2011

Short Bus 

a friendly term used to describe some one that is a little show at catching on to things

Person 1: Dude, thanks for turning in my homework for me.
Person 2: No problem, short bus.

Short Bus by Matt-fu January 29, 2009

short bus 

A hellhole of a job for any sane monkey. A yellow vehicle just asking to have its tires slashed. I mean c'mon I would love to see the bus driver trying to handle about twenty retards laughing and crying and crapping their pants!!!

No Jimmy don't run into oncoming traffic!! The cars don't want to play with you so get back on the short bus!

short bus by Diana and Rachelle May 18, 2004

short bus 

What normal people may call.

THE RETARD ROCKET.

Did you see the retard rocket go down the hill, no wonder why they're dumb....they hit so many cars.

short bus by Submerge October 3, 2003