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Shopping Nazis 

when superstores, such as Safeway, corruptly remove and expel certain products because their exceptional quality and popularity eclipses that of the cheap imitations of these same products, which bear the superstore’s brand name
whenever a good product comes along and keeps getting sold of the selves, the Shopping Nazis soon come up with a cheapo knockoff and destock the good one that people want, dishonestly pretending it’s an unpopular item.

Calendar Shopping 

Those times when you buy a new Calander before New Years. This is usually done a day or two after Christmas.
Person 1: Hey lets go Calendar Shopping. I need to get a new Calander before New Years.

Person 2: Aight. I'm gonna get me one of those FHM calandars.

Plan shopping 

Refusing to commit to a plan in an attempt to leave one's options open in case something better comes along.
Charlie invited Kelsey to dinner. She didn't refuse nor accept his offer, but instead decided to do some plan shopping in case something more exciting came up.

Take me shopping 

Pay for everything she wants at the mall
Brittney said "take me shopping "now I'm broke
Take me shopping by Lalee September 20, 2015

nigger shopping

Dales mum was nigger shopping ryans mum.
nigger shopping by abcm123 June 21, 2010

Shopping a la cart 

When someone fills their shopping cart with more items than they have money for. Then when they get to the register they keep asking for the subtotal or removing items until the price comes down to whatever money they have. These people tend to have no regard for causing the line to back up a wasting inordinate amounts of time.
Jerry: This Lady is crazy. Her bill was $500. She's already removed enough items to bring it down to $100 and she STILL doesn't have enough money.

Alex: Yeah it's gonna take forever for it to be our turn. I hate when people go shopping a la cart!
Shopping a la cart by autobot85 August 4, 2010