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Shooty Hoops

An alternate form of basketball, commonly used by matronly elders.
You see Billy this is exactly why you ain't goin' to go play no Shooty Hoops wif' yo' friends tommorow.
by Bobsquad3 November 1, 2009
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dick-shooty

Part of Speech: Adjective
When one desires to shoot their dick off due to emotional turbulence. This follows the notion that the only proper healthy response to emotional pain is physical pain of great magnitude.
"Fuck I lost my vape, I'm gonna shoot my dick off. I'm feeling dick-shooty."
by Danny The Smart October 27, 2022
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The Shooby Effect

The painful sensation that you're not as good as you think you are. You've gone around making fun of players because they couldn't afford a PC, but when a controller player comes to your territory and wipes your team out. You refuse to accept defeat, You resort to using your influence and fame to ensure you aren't embarrassed in front of everyone again
NRG was the first victim to The Shooby Effect, and it's taking its toll more severe than expected
by IssaMysteryy February 13, 2022
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lil' shooty

lil' shooty is a bad ass mo fo from Dirty Money Island. Aint afraid to give no one a Des Moines Diaper OR a Superman. IF you ever shooted at lil' shooty, you aint readin this cuz lil' shooty shooted you, dawg!
Rap Lyrics by lil'shooty:"Better not be talkin that smack, lil'shooty pop a cap in yo ass"

li'shooty:"Yeah, I gave that bi*ch a superman, and then I diapered her ass Des Moines style, yo!"
you:"did she like it?"
lil shooty: "dunno, she shooted at me so...."
you: Oh, lil' shooty!
by miss*teary*o*so December 31, 2010
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Rooty tooty point 'n' shooty

A different, ney, better word for a gun.
(in a gunpoint robbery)
"he's got a rooty tooty point 'n' shooty!"
by Lydtehsquid October 9, 2018
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Spooey Bag

Your woman's play hole can be defined as a "Spooey Bag". The place you make a deposit when you did everything right for the last week and did not piss her off.

The Spooey Bag is closely related to the term "Spooey Rag". That of course is the rag you use to wipe her twat once you unload into the meat curtians.
Example1:
Dude1: "Hey dude... did you get to hit the Spooey Bag last night."
Dude2:"Yeah bro... I left that shit all tattered. I think my balls bruised her asshole I hit it so hard."

Example2: "Hey dude... are the Spooey Bags coming to the game with us tonight?
by KEmerick November 30, 2005
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Shoneys

You've seen alot of bad restaurants, but then again, theres Shoney's, which is possibly the worst restaurant you will ever eat at. They insist on deep frying absolutely everything; including, but not limited to, chicken, other stuff that tastes like oil, and even the frialator oil itself . That drink you just ordered? It's pure oil. Immodium isn't supplied with your meal, so make sure you bring your own. But always remember, at Shoney's, "You're the Boss". Fair enough, until you drop dead from a heart attack
Person 1: You, me, Donnie, Shoneys?

Person 2: Absolutely not.

Person 1: SHONEEEYYSS

Ex2.
Person 1: On a scale of one to Shoneys, how greasy is your hair right now?

Person 2 : Definitely Shoneys!
by zamorak April 25, 2015
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