1) a mix of obsessed, love, finding something adorable. you might smong over how adorable your friend and her boyfriend are together
2) to be rushing or stressed, worried about something or bugging out. you could smong over your essay due soon that you haven’t started
2) to be rushing or stressed, worried about something or bugging out. you could smong over your essay due soon that you haven’t started
1) Guy 1: Did you see Jenna’s knew hair
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m smonging so bad over it!
2) Friend 1: God, that test was so hard
Friend 2: I know! I was totally smonging
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m smonging so bad over it!
2) Friend 1: God, that test was so hard
Friend 2: I know! I was totally smonging
by sidereus August 4, 2020
Get the smonging mug.The delicasy art form of dumping in your sock, whilst ur partner sqeezes the sock like a sponge, so the juices from the usually solid form trickle down his/hers mouth, as he/she is cupping ones private parts with a wet sponge
by DirtyGertie September 11, 2009
Get the Sock Sponging mug.john:hey that shlonginator has such a large cock
enda:shit here he comes
shlonginator:what up choads
enda:shit here he comes
shlonginator:what up choads
by shlonginator December 7, 2006
Get the shlonginator mug.Hitting the waves on your boogie board. Started by Native Americans in 1324 on the lakes of Antarctica.
by Moreyryder'77 June 10, 2011
Get the Sponging mug.Definition 1: Word used to describe a shone who performs hoish activities. A girl, or sometimes a guy that is on the prowl searching for members of the opposite sex to fuck.
Definition 2: The act of being a shone. One who engages in sexual intercourse with someone who they are not in a relationship with, usually while already in a relationship with somebody else.
Definition 2: The act of being a shone. One who engages in sexual intercourse with someone who they are not in a relationship with, usually while already in a relationship with somebody else.
example 1:
Kent: dat ho over there already done fucked about 25 niggas tonight, I know i can get her next!
Kirby: She got a crazy sex face and you know she lookin for number 26. She's fiendin for that cock. Damn, that ho is shonin'
Example 2:
Annette: We're through B! and i had sex wit 8 other niggaz while we were dating!
Bryant: OMG you were shonin on me the whole time? I can not believe you would do that to me. I loved you. You really are nothin but a shone!
Kent: dat ho over there already done fucked about 25 niggas tonight, I know i can get her next!
Kirby: She got a crazy sex face and you know she lookin for number 26. She's fiendin for that cock. Damn, that ho is shonin'
Example 2:
Annette: We're through B! and i had sex wit 8 other niggaz while we were dating!
Bryant: OMG you were shonin on me the whole time? I can not believe you would do that to me. I loved you. You really are nothin but a shone!
by mattda59 April 12, 2008
Get the shonin mug.by yo yo nursed February 9, 2006
Get the Sponging off the Raise mug.A newly discovered rare metallic element, sometimes referred to as "Shonk".
It can be easily polished to hold a shine, but it tarnishes very rapidly when inspected closely or when it comes into contact with any Object.
The primary use appears to be in the building of simple machines, which will usually work only under certain conditions such as the orientation of the earth's magnetic field, the prevailing wind, and whether the creator of the machine was able to find the jade monkey before the full moon rose that month.
Due to the strong electric field scattering effect exuded by shonkinium, it is not suitable for any use in electronics.
Items created with shonkinium are generally described as "shonky".
No-one has discovered the true worldwide extent of shonkinium, but all of the veins of shonkinium ore so far discovered by exploratory mining have been found in the hills around South Ayrshire in the UK.
It can be easily polished to hold a shine, but it tarnishes very rapidly when inspected closely or when it comes into contact with any Object.
The primary use appears to be in the building of simple machines, which will usually work only under certain conditions such as the orientation of the earth's magnetic field, the prevailing wind, and whether the creator of the machine was able to find the jade monkey before the full moon rose that month.
Due to the strong electric field scattering effect exuded by shonkinium, it is not suitable for any use in electronics.
Items created with shonkinium are generally described as "shonky".
No-one has discovered the true worldwide extent of shonkinium, but all of the veins of shonkinium ore so far discovered by exploratory mining have been found in the hills around South Ayrshire in the UK.
"This script isn't just slightly shonky, it's made from 24 carat shonkinium!" -- A Web Developer, today.
by Guess who, arf arf February 11, 2010
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