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Shomitting 

The act of shitting and vomitting simultaniously after a long night of drinking, possibly mixed with perscription drugs.
After Paul's blackout birthday party at the thirsty turtle, Jay came back to the dorm and was shomitting after drinking way too much mixed with muscle relaxants. This resulted in a trip to the hospital, and a night where no one can forget the little bit of what they remembered.
Shomitting by Caroline Hall March 30, 2008
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The definition of the word Shomits is taking a shit and vomiting at the same time.
He woke up 7:30 am Sunday morning after drinking a lot Saturday night. He started to take a shit and in the middle had to vomit, immediately following he continued shitting. Now that is what I call a serious case of the Shomits.
Shomits by Mackinaw June 10, 2013
1. When you shit and vomit at the same time.
2. What happens when 3 boys sit in high school art class and are bored
1. He had cholera he was shomiting
2. Oh look it's shomit the frog. Shomit and Gromit. In case of a German attack shomit and lob it.
Shomit by Nickgrosby. November 8, 2019
To shit and vomit at the same time, often as an expression of extreme disgust
That song was so bad i shomited
Shomit by sir psycho January 11, 2005

sholitaire 

Playing solitaire on your phone while dropping a duece! shitting + solitaire = sholitaire. (See shexting).
I was bored on the throne, so I whipped out my phone for a game of solitaire. SHOLITAIRE!
sholitaire by Mr. Crusty Bunns October 26, 2013
The act of vomiting up feces after consuming it.
I just watched my dog shomit all over my new rug.
Shomit by Ray Ray's teacher May 5, 2012
v. to purge oneself of personal intimate information as normal conversation to disinterested strangers, acquaintances or colleagues.
Jeri totally shomited about her drug addict alcoholic son during the entire tea break today.
Shomit by Maria Espia March 17, 2008