Double Solitaire

When you masturbate once, then immediately masturbate again with the other hand.

My blind date didn't end well, so I went home and gave myself a double solitaire.

by Guest53472 July 1, 2016

Playing solitaire

Masturbating. Saying "Yoo-hoo!" to one's hoo-hoo. Ya-Ya-ing the sisterhood. Marching the penguin. Finding Nemo. Patting the bunny. Having fun with Dick or Jane. Choking the chicken or taking one's sausage hostage.

"Bored and waiting for my boyfriend to get back into town, I decided to play some solitaire."

"Old ladies love to play solitaire."

"Not now, honey, I'm playing solitaire."

"Playing solitaire is an awesome euphemism for masturbating."

by dr.L_Heezy February 20, 2012

solitaire

1. A game invented for the lonely

"I'm gonna go play solitaire."
"Why??"
"Cause I have know friends."

by readysetskate October 31, 2009

sexual solitaire

the act of digitally stimulating one's own sex organs

Jack's blind from playing too much sexual solitaire.

by Some Lao Wai May 16, 2006

Solitaire

The act of placing ones hands firmly around ones own cock and/or balls and pumping until all reserves of man-chowder are depleted.

I'll catch up with you guys later, after I grab a quick game of solitaire

by W.Scher June 22, 2003

Solitare

Another definition for masturbation when nobody else is around. See bob.

When Nikki is bored at home she likes to play solitare, especially with her friend Val

by b-unit c. May 2, 2005

Belgian Solitaire

The act of masturbating with a waffle, using syrup as lubricant

Dude, don't play Belgian Solitaire in iHop

by LordDingleberry May 10, 2010