1. Persian/Farsi word for child's dick.
2. Persian funny slang or rather polite substitute for dick.
2. Persian funny slang or rather polite substitute for dick.
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Get the shoham mug.The pillow shoomphed when her head came quickly down on it.
The huge air-filled cushion shoomphed when the actor fell into it after jumping off the building.
The huge air-filled cushion shoomphed when the actor fell into it after jumping off the building.
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Get the Shoomph mug.Snohomish High School, otherwise referred to as SHS, is a high school in the quite, buttfuck town of Snohomish. At Snohomish High School, kids enjoy bragging about their school spirit and shit talking GP (Glacier Peak High School) kids. Students at SHS are generally friendly, good kids. However, behind their goody facade is just a school full of druggies. Snohomish High has a very nice campus that both staff and students take pride in. Therefore, vandalism of the campus is rarely seen. According to upperclassmen at SHS, the class of 2021 is the worst group of freshmen yet. Due to the school's extremely involved student body, 2021's "idgaf" attitude is a huge disappointment to the rest of the school. Hopefully 2021 will realize they aren't hard and will take pride in their school like the rest of Snohomish'a students.
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A person who suffers from extreme migitism but compensates for that through their amazing mathematical capabilities.
Shoomits get angry over little things so it is best to avoid confrontations.also shoomits have been known to have trouble multi-tasking and conserving money.they also tend to have weak arguments and always leave their laptops lying around so that someone can trip over it and as a result be held accountable for it.96.8% of Shoomits have been seen driving infinitis or cars more expensive then that
Also, Shoomits have hair similar to that of the wooly mammoth, which has led scientists to believe that they have a common ancestry, although others argue that this is impossible given the fact that shoomits are so small.
Shoomits get angry over little things so it is best to avoid confrontations.also shoomits have been known to have trouble multi-tasking and conserving money.they also tend to have weak arguments and always leave their laptops lying around so that someone can trip over it and as a result be held accountable for it.96.8% of Shoomits have been seen driving infinitis or cars more expensive then that
Also, Shoomits have hair similar to that of the wooly mammoth, which has led scientists to believe that they have a common ancestry, although others argue that this is impossible given the fact that shoomits are so small.
Will you stop being a shoomit, you've already spent 25000 dollars today
You hair looks like a shoomits hair style, so do you drive an infinti?
It's a good thing your not a lawyer, because your arguing skills are similar to that of the shoomit
You hair looks like a shoomits hair style, so do you drive an infinti?
It's a good thing your not a lawyer, because your arguing skills are similar to that of the shoomit
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