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Anal Shoehorn 

The act of prying open a womans anus with ones fingers to allow for a larger opening to insert an erect penis. Once the penis is inserted the fingers are slowly withdrawn in a similar manner to a regular shoehorn to allow for intercourse to begin
My cock wouldn't fit in that chicks ass so I had to give her an anal shoehorn
Anal Shoehorn by seedy old man August 4, 2012
Related Words
ShoHo Shohob shohom Shohoodie Shoheb shoko Shoh shojo Shiho Shobo

Spokane Shoehorn

A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."
Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."
A beautiful, cute, adorable, squishy creature. Looks like a baby hamster that you could hug and cuddle with. A Seoho is known to have a very beautiful voice.
โ€œWow! Itโ€™s the high note guy of oneus, Seoho! He looks so cute!โ€
Seoho by Nugget ๐Ÿ˜Š October 26, 2020
One of the two main types of manga distributed in the U.S.A. It refers to manga marketed to girls, as opposed to Shounen, which is aimed at boys.

People often assume that all Shojo is romance, but though this is usually the case, it is not always so.

In essence, the differnce between Shojo and Shounen is that while in Shounen the characters exist to further the plot, in Shojo the plot exists to further the characters.
Normally I hate Shojo, but Vampire Knight has enough action to keep me entertained.
Shojo by KirtiMiko October 18, 2009
Shogofa is a Pashto or Persian word meaning cherry blossom .
Shogofa is a funny, caring and most sweetest person you will ever meet . If you know shogofa , your the most luckiest person , because she is the right person for you ! She will keep you close to her heart !
Your so lucky to have shogofa in your life .

Sheโ€™s such a Shogofa
Shogofa by Shogofa October 26, 2019
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. They are one of the most sexiest girls out there. They know how to party and have the best dance moves. They do not know how beautiful they are, and don't believe when people say it. She is shy at first, but once you get to know her she will lighten up your every single day. They make the best girlfriend ever. They are the type of girl that doesn't freak out over little things, unless they are positive. They are very understanding but are not afraid to stand up for themselves. They make the best friends and they know how to keep a long relationship. If you are lucky enough to meet a Shirin, hold on to her because you will never find anyone that is as trustworthy and kind as her.
Shohreh is very nice to me.

I love Shohreh.
Shohreh by JFK223344 August 18, 2018