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Anal Shoehorn 

The act of prying open a womans anus with ones fingers to allow for a larger opening to insert an erect penis. Once the penis is inserted the fingers are slowly withdrawn in a similar manner to a regular shoehorn to allow for intercourse to begin
My cock wouldn't fit in that chicks ass so I had to give her an anal shoehorn
Anal Shoehorn by seedy old man August 4, 2012
Related Words
ShoHo • Shohob • shohom • Shohoodie • Shoheb • Shoh • Shiho • Shobo • Shoehorning • shoham

Spokane Shoehorn

A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."
Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."
Spokane Shoehorn by Bobby A. Smith August 20, 2013
A beautiful, cute, adorable, squishy creature. Looks like a baby hamster that you could hug and cuddle with. A Seoho is known to have a very beautiful voice.
“Wow! It’s the high note guy of oneus, Seoho! He looks so cute!”
Seoho by Nugget 😊 October 26, 2020
One of the two main types of manga distributed in the U.S.A. It refers to manga marketed to girls, as opposed to Shounen, which is aimed at boys.

People often assume that all Shojo is romance, but though this is usually the case, it is not always so.

In essence, the differnce between Shojo and Shounen is that while in Shounen the characters exist to further the plot, in Shojo the plot exists to further the characters.
Normally I hate Shojo, but Vampire Knight has enough action to keep me entertained.
Shojo by KirtiMiko October 18, 2009
Shogofa is a Pashto or Persian word meaning cherry blossom .
Shogofa is a funny, caring and most sweetest person you will ever meet . If you know shogofa , your the most luckiest person , because she is the right person for you ! She will keep you close to her heart !
Your so lucky to have shogofa in your life .

She’s such a Shogofa
Shogofa by Shogofa October 26, 2019
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. They are one of the most sexiest girls out there. They know how to party and have the best dance moves. They do not know how beautiful they are, and don't believe when people say it. She is shy at first, but once you get to know her she will lighten up your every single day. They make the best girlfriend ever. They are the type of girl that doesn't freak out over little things, unless they are positive. They are very understanding but are not afraid to stand up for themselves. They make the best friends and they know how to keep a long relationship. If you are lucky enough to meet a Shirin, hold on to her because you will never find anyone that is as trustworthy and kind as her.
Shohreh is very nice to me.

I love Shohreh.
Shohreh by JFK223344 August 18, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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