so smirky

some random word my friend created lmao

friend: "she comes every tuesday so smirky"
me: "HAHSKDKMDJW"

by gay rat😻 September 15, 2020

Smirky Salad

a blue bowl with a green smirky face and has green, pink and yellow fish in it and it sings 'first place' by Larray on loop 25/8

"Stop singing 'first place' like the smirky salad!"

by wossiping_kiddos June 24, 2018

Shminky

A word for a small penis, usually smaller than 3 inches even when erect.

My Shminky may be small but glistens in the moonlight and rises in the full moon.

by Fading Boner July 11, 2019

Shwirky

🥺👉👈(shy) + 🤪(qUiRky) = 🥴
A word to describe a person that falls into both categories

Guy 1: Bro I really like this girl with bangs and dyed hair but she's like super quiet
Guy 2: Damn them shwirky girls always are the biggest mysteries

by Galileus33 March 15, 2020

Shmelly Shmirk

The mischievous and giddy smirk (smile) one possesses after blasting a fierce, but silent, ass cloud of fart. Happy and riddled with the pleasure of knowing their shit crystals will soon latch onto the fines hairs inside their victims noses.

Larry stood patiently amongst his peers, gazing around with a Shmelly Shmirk waiting for the sour faces of whom just inhaled his ass air freshly squeaked from his turd cutter.

by Wordwhacker907 July 19, 2020

smirky orc

special education and damn sexy.

why is smirky orc a my house.

by smirky orc March 21, 2017

Shirky Principle

The principle in which institutions, or any organization, will try to preserve the problem to which they are supposed to be the solution.

(In reference to Author Clay Shirky (born 1964), an American writer, consultant and teacher on the social and economic effects of Internet technologies and journalism.)

The IRS is a Shirky Principle organization. It will never attempt to totally get rid of tax evasion, even if it could, because the IRS needs to be maintained for reasons to find tax evasion.

by MarvinParanoAndroid February 21, 2019