schmedium

a size inbetween small and medium.

look at that sissy lookin ass wearing a schmedium.
or
wow, that guy in the pink schmedium shirt looks like a wuss.

by kungfuzombie June 27, 2011

Schmedium

Any item of clothing that is to small for the individual to wear.

Llyod loves wearing that schmedium jacket that looks like a halter top on him.

by Carnage517 December 9, 2008

Schmedium

A guy who thrives off of wearing a t-shirt that is just a tad too small with great pride. This shirt is often displaying "Affliction" these days and his hair is styled in a faux-hawk. He is also is often 32 trying desperately to look 23.

This place is packed with schmediums who care more about their hair care than I do!

by Caroline Cardine October 8, 2008

schmedium

The size between small and medium.

"Can I get that shirt in a Schmedium?"

by Justeezy January 7, 2008

Schmedium

A particular type of woman that exemplifies a smaller/medium sized frame, that portrays the qualities of pure excellence, beauty beyond belief, breasts that are luscious and delicious often described as "just a hand-full"

Lydia's and Natalie's; schmedium, schmedium, schmedium; "damn that 'schmedium' looks good"

by Schmediums October 25, 2010

Smedium

Between small and medium, can be used for more than just shirt sizes.

There are about 60 employees, so the company is smedium.

by Smedium Advocate February 8, 2022

smedium

Any size of clothing that appears to be way too tight and is contoured or form fitting to the body.

That douchebag must have went shopping in the smedium collar popped section.

Thank god that girl got a smedium top or we would never be able to see her muffin top.

Are those meggings or are they just a smedium pair of jeans?

by bigredsfod December 18, 2010