shlump

1,000,000,000 times love

My cat whiskers is so awesome, i shlump her

by johndeere7589 September 13, 2005

Shlump

An iteration of the slang word "slump" used to refer to a state of being excessively intoxicated, either from weed, alcohol, both, or a combination of other substances.

Friend 1: Get up bro we gotta go, this party's dead as shit.

Friend 2, on the floor: nah nigga im shlump

by WolfFangFist March 8, 2018

shlump

shit lumps

omg shlump got in my face when i was plumbing

by Sav Bev February 23, 2023

Shlump

Shitty lump

I haven't showered in 3 days, I feel like a real shlump.

by Juju November 11, 2014

Shlumped

Shlumped means that you are lazy or sleepy or in the long yard have done tons of drugs

sleepy Dude..I was so shlumped last night .
high you are so shlumped

by Goth.boi July 13, 2018

Shlumping

almost as gay as fistpumping

BRO! My neck is so sore from shlumping it so hard at that dubstep rave last night

by Shlumperstilzken April 11, 2010

shlump

to kill or to beat up someone, this word can also be used if u pwn3 someone at something.

im gunna shlump you nigga!

or

man! i shlump't you at basketball today nigga

by omega blaze February 27, 2009