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shlongdonkler

Noun- A phallic object, anything that resembles, even remotely, the male member.
(Pointing at plunger) "Hey honey, could you hand me that shlongdonkler, I plugged up the dumpbucket again!"
by b.p.herman October 24, 2013
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Shlonpoofa

A shlonpoofa is the code name for a penis.
Quandale Dingle and Winkie Dinkie saw many shlonpoofas today.
by Fatoosie May 8, 2023
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daddy shlongdon

he is the big daddy and Ella just cant wait to feed his hungry eyes.
daddy Warbucks has a large and useful shlong
he will help you to feel less alone in the big apple
he likes orphaned children

idk why we call him daddy Shlongdon
10/10 would do again.
oh yah, Dans' coming, Megan can make it, tom's gonna be late, but daddy Shlongdon called, he's caught up at the orphanage.
by shlongfanboy October 8, 2021
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Shlonboarding

A DIY longboard project desinged to make a longboad out of a regular skateboard. by taking a regualr skate board and drilling new holes in the nose and tail, puting the trucks in at and angle, and loosening the trucks you get the effect of a drop deck longboard
Longboarder: dude i was gettin some crazy speed on that hill.
Shlongboarder: dude i was Shlonboarding in town pretty niicee
by Cruzzin August 11, 2010
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shlondpoofa

The bink bonk that goes on the back of the trink tronk and when you pressed the pazoom petal it makes trumpet noises as if you’ve eaten beans. Mostly known from Barbie. Thank Barbie for adding the one and only limited addition golden shlandpoofa to kens car.
Ken: Barbieee you forgot your shlondpoofa!!!!!
by Davi chi July 14, 2021
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Shlodoppies

Large but ridiculously droopy tits
guy 1: u like that girl?
guy 2: nah man shes got nasty shlodoppies
by taffyfizzle August 28, 2006
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Condom Shmondom

What you tell a girl when she asks you to put on a condom.
Girl: Put on a condom.
Guy: Condom Shmondom
Girl: Please
Guy: Naw
Girl: Alright
by Dont Ask... Man May 22, 2010
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