shitebration

(verb)
A combination of shit and celebration.

1: A self celebration one has on a toilet while defecating after an extremely large satisfying meal. Usually occurs after a large order of fast food. (ie chicken wings).

2: A shit that feels so good it demands instant celebration, or is a celebration in itself.

Examples:
1: After the intense wing eating competition was over, I proceeded to the bathroom and held a shitebration.

2: He walked to the bathroom, boombox in hand, prepared for a shitebration after the long successful dinner.

3: His face showed shear delightment after returning from the bathroom, clearly he just had a shitebration.

by Armestam September 10, 2011

shitebagged

Scottish slang.

When someone chicken's out of doing something/doesn't do do something because they're scared.

"I completely shitebagged the bungee jump"

Person 1: "Did Jimmy ask that lassie oot then?"

"Person 2: "naw, he shitebagged"

by Elphabeth October 25, 2015

Shitweed

Someone who is being a asshole but also a little bitch at the same time

Oh my god.... Izayah is such a fucking shitweed

by ThePuggyMinecart May 29, 2018

Shiteblower

A person who constantly talks utter rubbish;
Someone who pipes up at meetings to give the impression of knowledge and/or intelligence whilst achieving the exact opposite.

Can I say, Mister Speaker, that the right honourable gentleman is a shiteblower.

by Gonadic Gratitude July 3, 2019

shitebag

A worthless person who is considered to be a "bag of shit".

(Dublin Slang)

I went down to get me dole but the shitebags in the office said I had to get a job.

by Muckbag July 15, 2003

Shitweener

After being either gay, or just totally fucked up and giving anal to a random person who forgot to clean out their ass, so you end up pulling out your weener with shit all over it and that usually causes you to beat the bitch/homo to death and hide them in the trunk of your car, drive them to the lake and ditch them there. Then giving the last ounce of dignity (Virginity) to your neighbors mailbox.

I can't believe Eddie actually got a shitweener, that is just too fucked up! Did he ditch them at the lake? Ya, I think, he also fucked his neighbors mailbox. That is so fucking wierd, like a cowboy hat.

by Spoony McSpoon October 16, 2009

Shitebagginess

shitebag

( people) in general need to be taught and shown the worth of basic decency and respect for others of their kin. It manifests in each individual differently. This phenomenon I would refer to as 'being a shitebag' is applicable to anyone, even and especially the best of us. So long as we remain aware of, and understand the implications of shitebagginess, we might all remember to quit being a c**t every now and then.

by Babyfoot August 18, 2018