Piece of Shiternet

An internet connection that is slow enough to cause aggravation for the user.

Me: What a piece of shiternet!
You: What are you talking about?
Me: I'm trying to watch something on my netbook but, the free wi-fi here sucks balls!
You: Oh, I briefly thought you were a mental patient.

by cdgnotparis March 10, 2011

shiterized

1, Gangstar word for shiting yourself

2, To release faecal matter from the anus with force, a necessity at a scat party

The tub girl shiterized herself

by Jon Bon Jovi June 11, 2006

Shiternet

When your internet is a steaming pile of shit and does nothing but crash websites, streaming services, and makes you want to throw your device like a bowling ball at group of babies and puppies.

My shiternet won’t let me watch midget porn.

I’m trying to binge through Come Fly With Me but my shiternet keeps doing me dirty.

by BabyDee22 May 11, 2018

Shiternet

Someone with shitty internet

Bro, why do u have shiternet. He’s lagging so much

by DanTheMan647866 August 20, 2021

shitprints

The paw marks that your beloved feline pet leaves after she has had a dump in the litter box and trod in her somewhat damp turd. When she exits the box to come and say hello and be told what a good girl she is there is a shitty trail of paw prints on your floor

Hey Mick, Freddi just had a dump and left shitprints on the floor again. I suppose it's my turn to clean up again...

by Almeria August 21, 2009

shitrunner

To act in the manner of a warrior to achieve self greatness, regardless whether task is large or small; relying on the faculty of self to prevail in an otherwise risky or chaotic environment; to be fully committed to a high risk activity.
To run the shit. Runner of the shit.

I can't believe he kayaked over that waterfall, what a shitrunner! If you fly a helicopter to get home from the bar you are definitely a shitrunner. We need a shitrunner to operate this crazy thing.

by benwitz January 26, 2012

Shiterie

shit-er-ie (pronounced with emphasis on the last sylable): the whole thing; a collection of circumstances.

I don't have time to tell you how to do it. Just go to the tire store, dial my number, hand the phone to the service guy, and I'll explain the whole shiterie.

by traumatized December 19, 2008