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Shitstamp

This occurs when your performing anal sex and the gender of your choice shits on your dick. Then you smack them in the face with your penis tip leaving a brown mushroom stamp.
“Dude I shitstamped Tina so hard that the shit wouldn’t come off her face!”
by Dndhjdjdnjddjdn October 18, 2019
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Shitstravaganza

When one walks into a public park restroom to find Van Gogh's "Starry Night" drawn on the floor and walls with feces.
Wife: How was your day, dear?
Park Worker: Oh, it was a regular shitstravaganza, babe.
by hotrodinvegas September 17, 2016
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Mobile Slipstreaming

Walking directly behind someone so they can navigate and you can stay glued to the screen.
Dude 1 - Hey, are you taking a photo of the chic's legs in front of you?
Dude 2 - Nope, mobile slipstreaming buddy
Dude 1 - Dubious bro, very dubious
by JimBim2 October 10, 2016
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Wangan Slipstream

"-I gave my wife a Wangan Slipstream last night, she won't shit right for a week!"
by Robloxusedtobegooddamnit July 11, 2019
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slitstream

To walk behind a group of hot girls at the optimum distance and speed to check out their asses for a protracted period. As per the driving technique of slipstreaming, once one hops into a slitstream, you can ease your foot off the throttle and cruise under the draw of the slitstream.
I got caught in a heavy slitstream on my way to the train station and nearly ended up in the cinema.

I totally got busted slitstreaming a trio of gorgeous chicas last night.
by Arthur ASCii April 4, 2011
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slipstream

Between the lips of a wet pussy
wow babbey you have a tasty slipstream
by coomy January 31, 2007
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Shitstamp

when you have wiped your ass so many times and have such ring of fire that you literally can only take a wad of toilet paper and stamp it on your ass in hopes of wiping excess crap
after eating a wicked meal of extra spicy indian food and having the runs i was eventually forced to shitstamp myself
by Vince Barnes March 11, 2008
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