Shitstickle

A frozen piece of shit that is used later as a cool refreshment

Oh that’s a yum shitstickle you have there

by STicklest February 14, 2019

Shit on a shitstick

Turn of phrase meaning the same thing as just saying "Shit!", "Crap!" or "That sucks", but with a bit more flair.

Upon arriving somewhere that's already closed: "Well, shit on a shitstick."

by Anony3000 March 5, 2017

shitstick

A device created by stiring the holding tank of an outhouse with a long pole, such as a broom handle.

Useful for dirtying white linens hung from a clothesline accross an alley that belong to families of warring neighborhood kids.

Originated in Greek ghetto of turn-of-the-century Dearborn, MI.

Cal smacked the neighbors' clothes with a shitstick!

by remoteinsanity June 15, 2004

shitstick

Similar to HitStick popularized by Madden 2005 (and since). In the game when someone is HitStick they are bewildered and shaken from the event. ShitStick is farting around someone and having the same effect.

Matt: What is that?!
Jay: I definetaly reefed a fart at you...
Matt: Dude that sounded like a low flying jet.
Jay: It's my new ShitStick...enjoy.

by King Jay July 4, 2008

shitstick

A real dull, under annoying person

"Bob doesnt want to party, he's being a real shitstick today!"

by average Joe December 24, 2002

shitkicked

The worst possible way to feel treated by someone. To be metaphorically blindsided as if by a MACK-truck, and sent careening down a flight of stairs to a marble floor, only to be pissed upon by a mocking shadow from the top step before you know what happened. i.e. getting dumped when you did nothing wrong.

If dirty little whores are a nickel a bushel, then by throwing me away you just shitkicked your own bushel of nickels.

by devastated in n.c. July 20, 2005

Shitsticles

a. Extremely hard feces.

b. A synonym for "damn" or "shit".

a)
- "Hey, what was that noise in the back?"
* "That was just me dropping some shitsticles."

b)
- "Looks like your steak got burned"
* "Oh, shitsticles."

by Sonaru. January 18, 2013