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Shitzophrenic 

Where you have to shit so bad, you don't know what to do so you have mixed emotions and they all come out at once
As I looked at Jon I noticed his face was so red and flushed, looking severely confused almost as if he had an allergic reaction. I asked if he was ok. He replied , "Dude I am so shitzophrenic right now!!!!! Where's the bathroom!?!?!?!?"
Shitzophrenic by Scrubslayer69 April 8, 2016

Schitzophrenia 

Finnish-Canadian hatecrime against me as i smoke a drug that causes psychosis nonestop and in large doses known to cause temporary psychosia and delerium. Russophobia however nust needs someone to believe i "spoke my heritage" and as a russian word commonly abused in the schoolyard in public schools as i bullied a girl named ashley to suicide multiple times in lutherwood and others aswell and many other children get beaten and robbed as a commonality as weird Schitzophrenia is a common accusation of bullies to cover their bullying abuses and abuse of reputation and character for a misguided belief that its okay to torture others for having different customs within our nation traditions and cuatomary ways.
Schitzophrenia by Cody5050 May 21, 2023

Shizophrenia 

When you forget how long it has been since your last shit.
My shizophrenia forces me to hit the toilet multiple times a day.

Shitzophrenic 

Shitzophrenic is an illness that can affect your ability to think about shitting clearly, being paranoid to shit, manage your asshole, being incapable of relieving the bowels.
Whenever I am at my new boyfriend's house, I always get shitzophrenic to the point of almost sharding my pants, so I always find an excuse to leave so I can shit at the gas station down the road to save my dignity.
Shitzophrenic by Sunkistable February 26, 2024