dude 1: yooo did you post anything new?
dude 2: yessir i was shitposting on instasewer just last night
dude 1: tf i mean like actual social media
dude 2: yessir i was shitposting on instasewer just last night
dude 1: tf i mean like actual social media
by A hater of Steve December 15, 2022
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by AxeMill January 24, 2020
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Shitfishing is a word that simply means the irrational attempt to secure some anal intercourse. This can be with a current girlfriend or in pubs and clubs. To be a shitfisher is often a hit and miss experience with some girls revolted by the idea. Certain females are known to warm to the idea (no pun intended) and a good shitfisher, if indeed that is possible, will hone in on these ladies.
A successful shitfisher is often heard to yell "i've got a bite" midway through performing the act he has been longing for through out the night.
A successful shitfisher is often heard to yell "i've got a bite" midway through performing the act he has been longing for through out the night.
Mark: "hey, are we going to the clubs to pick up women yeah"
Juan: "only if you come shitfishing with me"
Mark: "but i only catch obese fish"
Juan: "more to fill your plate with *intolerable wink*"
Juan: "only if you come shitfishing with me"
Mark: "but i only catch obese fish"
Juan: "more to fill your plate with *intolerable wink*"
by have a guess ;) July 22, 2009
Get the shitfishing mug.(in its original sense) Posting with little effort or care as to what will happen after you submit "post." Shitposting also occurs in subcategories:
- Actual shitposting: when you become so enraged that you rape your keyboard with your unholy fingers. Often, the resulting post will be deemed as unfunny, awful, racist, or in general of poor taste.
- Funny shitposting: when you think of a terrible idea to post on twitter dot com or some other website, and of which is often bizarre, full of eggcorns and other grammatical errors and general so bad it's good. Take @dril for example.
(how normalshitters use the word) any post which is just a mildly silly, #relatable or overused joke. It doesn't matter what the joke is, though usually it's involved with unfunny meme from 2013, like thicc or dank memes. Usually, if the post is on Twitter, it's actually a draft saved from two weeks ago. Also, "shitposting account" are usually only half of these, with the other half dedicated to retweets from literally who's rant on the patriarchy, "satisfying" stuff or in general boring shit one would expect Sally from middle school would post on her Tumblr blog.
- Actual shitposting: when you become so enraged that you rape your keyboard with your unholy fingers. Often, the resulting post will be deemed as unfunny, awful, racist, or in general of poor taste.
- Funny shitposting: when you think of a terrible idea to post on twitter dot com or some other website, and of which is often bizarre, full of eggcorns and other grammatical errors and general so bad it's good. Take @dril for example.
(how normalshitters use the word) any post which is just a mildly silly, #relatable or overused joke. It doesn't matter what the joke is, though usually it's involved with unfunny meme from 2013, like thicc or dank memes. Usually, if the post is on Twitter, it's actually a draft saved from two weeks ago. Also, "shitposting account" are usually only half of these, with the other half dedicated to retweets from literally who's rant on the patriarchy, "satisfying" stuff or in general boring shit one would expect Sally from middle school would post on her Tumblr blog.
(originally) Decent Person: Hey, look at this thing
Shitposter: Fuck you only a retard like Tommy Wiseau could think of downy shit like that go neck YOURSELF REEEEEEEEEEEE
Decent Person: wtf
(how Twitter uses it) "Shitposter": uwu
*Gets 1 like*
"Shitposter": Haha, look mom everyone loves my shitposting! It's so amazing!
Shitposter: Fuck you only a retard like Tommy Wiseau could think of downy shit like that go neck YOURSELF REEEEEEEEEEEE
Decent Person: wtf
(how Twitter uses it) "Shitposter": uwu
*Gets 1 like*
"Shitposter": Haha, look mom everyone loves my shitposting! It's so amazing!
by the gabposter April 13, 2019
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"no more shitposting for you" - Calmdown, shutting down Scrapheap Challenge
"lol 70 euros/month?"
"clamdongue = fail"
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"lol 70 euros/month?"
"clamdongue = fail"
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V posted another shitposting post on FB, 'Grab life by the balls, YOLO'. She is very fond of shitposting
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