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Shitory

Adjective, combined from "shit" and "history".

1. Used to explain a past relationship which ended badly or left a lot of bad memories.

2. Used to describe a period of time (days, months, years) that are inconsequential to the story being told.

3. Can also be used to describe a period of black out / memory loss associated with various substances
1. A: yea man... we broke up last year... I met her at the bar, and well the rest is shitory

2. B: Dude, last night was crazy.. We bought two bottles of tequila each, went to a strip club.. and the rest is shitory
by DrBish August 5, 2010
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Shitfarted

Shitfarted is another name for sharting. When you fart and you accidentally poop in your pants.
"You shitfarted in my shorts?!"
by Lnasty January 9, 2012
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Mount Shitmore

When you take such a bad shit, that the pile of turdsl forms above the water level, !iterally firming a mountain!
I hadn't shit in a couple of days, but when I finally did, it made a huge mountain. I christened it Mount Shitmore!
by LonePooper November 3, 2018
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have shit for brains

Oh my gosh, did you really believe that Burger King had come out with a new diet called the Angus diet, you have shit for brains.
by Light Joker October 24, 2004
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Shitlorf

Shitlorf

A shitlorf is a bad player who does not understand a game, and is extremely bad at video games. The term was found back in 2011 on september 3rd, by Tom, aka Drogo, giving a prime example of a shitlorf: Omer, aka RabbiYumYum519. If you ever experience a player like this in game you could call them out as a shitlorf or you could call them rabbiyumyum.

any questions can be redirected to rabbiyumyum519 in LoL or Ballsacmcgee in various other games, HoN, PotBS.

Also be very careful if his parents arent home, he screams at the top of his lungs over the mic, another sign that you are a shitlorf.

THE END, HOPE U LIKED IT!! :3
Rabbiyumyum519 is a shitlorf
by therealfellupahill September 4, 2011
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Shitlord

A person who basks in the bitterness and misery of others.
The Shitlord enjoyed scrolling through the feminist tag on social media websites, bathing in his enemies misery.
by Hank Bitchen Shitlord February 9, 2017
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shit for brains

A serious medical condition where fecal matter has replaced brain matter. Dangerous, but with low mortality rate.

Symptoms: Verbal diarrhea, poor decision making skills and acne.

Cure: There is no known cure, recommend quarantine from general populace.
Exhibit A: George W Bush - Ran up a big bill, couldn't find a WMD or Osama in 2 terms.
Exhibit B: Everyone who voted for him.
Exhibit C: Most politicians.

Usage: Your alcoholic dad has shit for brains, you are a credit to the family.
by Bushwhacked June 28, 2011
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