can be used as a boys name or can be used as a replacement word for cusing. often used by young freshmen girls
by little nugget December 19, 2011
Get the Shitinder mug.v. - To intentionally collect shit (feces, including dingleberries, butt sweat, etc.) onto one's finger (commonly the middle finger, being the longest) and, upon exiting the bathroom or other relief area, then seek out a particularly intolerant, insufferable, jerky, arrogant, drunk, or otherwise undesirable person (see also: shithead) and proceed to approach them from behind (or sneak up on them), grab them by the face, and stick the shit-greased finger past their lips and into their gums (but not beyond, so as not to get bitten).
This act is one of extreme boldness, bravery & conviction, and should be reserved only for the worst offenders and/or situations where one can escape quickly and with ease.
"Once you figure out what it is, then you realize someone did it on purpose."
This act is one of extreme boldness, bravery & conviction, and should be reserved only for the worst offenders and/or situations where one can escape quickly and with ease.
"Once you figure out what it is, then you realize someone did it on purpose."
Ned: Jesus, that guy is an asshole.
Larry: He might just be drunk.
Ned: No, he's still a tremendous asshole, he's been like that the whole concert. You should've heard him when we came in, too.
Larry: Is it bothering you that much? Then fuck it, give him a shitfinger, right in the gums. I've got your back.
Ned: Yeah. Man, I never do that, but that fucking guy deserves it. Hold my beer, I'm going to hit the port-a-potty and will be right back.
Larry: He might just be drunk.
Ned: No, he's still a tremendous asshole, he's been like that the whole concert. You should've heard him when we came in, too.
Larry: Is it bothering you that much? Then fuck it, give him a shitfinger, right in the gums. I've got your back.
Ned: Yeah. Man, I never do that, but that fucking guy deserves it. Hold my beer, I'm going to hit the port-a-potty and will be right back.
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Get the shitfister mug.A method in which a person expresses themself by mindlessly typing toxic BS on the internet, in hopes that their wild
left field opinion will be taken up as fact in the hearts of their reader.
left field opinion will be taken up as fact in the hearts of their reader.
by Jaquelyn Victoria May 31, 2018
Get the Shitfingering mug.(UK). To score a very powerful goal in a football match, often from outside the penalty box. Sometimes referred to as a "screamer".
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Get the Shitpinger mug.The act of placing your index finger under the nose of an unsuspecting victim after that finger has been used to scratch ones ass.
by Fred Garvin MP February 12, 2009
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