shitlickmcfucker

When parents bring their kid to McDonald's and their kid shits all over the playground.

Kid: *shits*
Mom: "you stupid shitlickmcfucker"

by gidddy January 30, 2021

Asshole Shitkick

kicking one directly in the asshole stunning the asshole loosening it and shit is released

oh i totally just Asshole Shitkicked john yesterday, it was fucking gross

I Asshole Shitkicked the fire mage and it was super effective

by i love to asshole shitkick September 11, 2011

Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck

The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.

Sammy: Arrghhh we're not going to make it!!
Nick: Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Shitdickonmytits

Can describe something of complete awesomness.

Can Also be a feeling when experiencing something amazing.

Phil: Jerry just threw a unicorn at the sky and it rained pizza!
Bob: HOLY SHITDICKONMYTITS!!!

Jerry: I just threw that unicorn into the sky and i jusst want to shitdickonmytits!!

by Jeffery Ralnbows December 26, 2010

Shitdisk

A frozen disk of whatever is left in your fridge about 1/2" in height so to able to slide underneath a door. When slid underneath it will melt creating a molten pile of shit behind the door, hopefully in someone's path.

Janie slid a shitdisk underneath Jessica's door because she was a bitch. Jessica found a pile of shit in her room in the morning even though her door was locked.

by Mel Brooks May 9, 2009

Shiticism

The opposite of constructive criticism. This kind of criticism offers no form of help.

1: Can you listen to this song and give me constructive criticism about how I could make it better, etc.?

2: Okay, *listens to song*.

1: So, what do you think?

2: It's shit. (this criticism offers no advice, therefore is not constructive, and is therefore shiticism).

by beffispro May 15, 2010

shitkicker dog

tiny dogs that just bark and bark and smell and do nothing else

god i hate her dog
is it a shitkicker dog
yeah it is

by Astroisangry November 8, 2020