Sitcom moment

A way to describe a situation that is awkward or uncomfortable and which could have hilarious consequences, reminiscent of one that would occur in a sitcom.

"Hey man, you hear about Robby?"
"No bro, what?"
"He only went and invited Veronica to the school dance, and then accidently invited her twin sister Tracy to the dance too!!"
"Ha, what a Sitcom moment".

by Sweet and James May 26, 2009

shitcore

While it's popular to refer to various commercial nu metal and emo bands (as well as some non-commercial punk bands) as shitcore, shitcore as a genre is actually something quite different. It's a pretty self-deprecating and no-fi form of underground music (some of the only real underground music there is currently) that is deliberately awful and humorously pathetic, often created with (or with the help of) shitty computer programs. There are ACTUALLY subgenres within shitcore, ranging from shitgrind to shit rap even, and the lyrics are often obsessed with coprophilia, gay sex, murder, suicide, pedophilia, Hitler, and anything else that can be blatantly offensive, stupid, politically incorrect, or all-around gross.

Examples of shitcore include 50 Ways To Kill Me, Suicidal Rap Orgy, Hitlerbuttsecks, and Kitten Felcher (of which I am a member myself -- good for me, I get an air biscuit).

by CinemateryKyle March 10, 2009

Sitcom

A term for a television series involving the same cast of actors who play the same characters in different scenarios each week in what is commonly referred to as an “episode”. Though not strictly confined to the genre, most sitcoms are comedic in nature, hence the name “sitcom” which is an acronym for “situation comedy”. To sum up what is a fairly ambiguous term, a sitcom is what keeps everyday people from watching the news, thus becoming enraged at seeing what is really going on in the country and thus setting about to murder all of Congress.

A sitcom may include: "Will and Grace" - "Friends" - "Sex & The City" etc.

by nethcev! October 22, 2006

shitiom

A word used to describe a word or phrase that is shit.

Joe keeps saying YOLO, what a shitiom.

Just Sayin', that's a real shitiom.

by Xziz December 2, 2019

Shitcoin

A cryptocurrency with no utility or unique features.

There's nothing special about Ripple, it's a shitcoin!

by manzo porelli April 24, 2018

SHITCON 1

The severe, burning urge to shit your pants, usually an individual at SHITCON 1 breaks into a cold sweat and has severe anxiety. May be preceded by an expulsion of hot flatus (fart), which often causes the seepage of stool. Often occurs in traffic; during exams; in long lines for one toilet; after spicy food; and at filthy, festering, God-awful toilets which require one to suspend oneself over the toilet, despite the risk of shitting all over your pants. Also, a common phenomenon in babies when you are out and forget to bring extra diapers. These times are especially bad when you have eaten the same thing as your child and hit SHITCON 1 yourself!

1. While taking my final exams, I developed severe cramping abdominal pain, sweating, and anxiety when I hit SHITCON 1. I had to run out of the room, identifying myself as the one who let a hot, juicy fart loose. 2. "SHITCON 1 has been reached, please clear out of the public restroom, while I scream in pain, as a liter of hot liquid stool explodes from my ass."

by I'm Intense August 5, 2008

Shitconsin

n. The real name of the (unfortunately) American province of Wisconsin. The only reason for its existence is because we didn't want the Native Americans to have the land.

K: Let's go to Wisconsin!
D: Shitconsin you mean? That's right below "shoot myself in the eyes with a nail gun fifty times" on my to do list.

by dropacidnotbombs July 21, 2011