shithooks

what old people sometimes call hands

Get your shithooks off my stuff, boy!

by 000 October 20, 2003

Shithook

Derogatory name given by soldiers to the ancient CH-47 Chinook helicopter, many of which have been flying since the late 60s and early 70s. They are interesting choppers, but have a bad tendency to be shot down in places like Iraq.

Joe:"Hey, have you heard from Smitty?"
Chris:"Yeah, he just flew in on a shithook, and is glad to be alive."

by Corporal Grumpy May 19, 2006

shithooked

So damn drunk your ass don't remember shit...
Also see shit faced...

Belly Ray Was Shithooked This Weekend...

by BigMosh September 30, 2007

shatbooking

Shatbooking is like Shexting, but its when someone spends far to long on the toilet with a tablet or smartphone whilst using facebook.

Person 1: 'What are you doing Shexting? I need to use the toilet..'
Person on the loo: 'No!! Im Shatbooking...'

by Scuzzball February 16, 2014

Shitnook

Derived from the word chinook, a shitnook is a warm, slightly foul, southerly breeze that comes from a hidden valley under the bed cover.

Saturday morning was off to a great start, then my girlfriend released a shitnook from under the duvet.

by Knot Smith March 12, 2019

shitooka

A name for a tiny asian person, or an inbred squirrel.

"Jennifer, I dub you Shitooka."
or:
"Hey, I bet those squirrels are amking a Shitooka"

by Helsinki Macbeth August 30, 2006

shithooks

Defining the use of hands for the wiping of your ass.

"Boi, go wash ya' shithooks before dinnah!"

by Big ol' V March 10, 2007