a pinch of shit

something totally useless or worthless. Australian slang.

How's that new Holden mate? Mate it ain't worth a pinch of shit

by kam75xx April 15, 2014

A shit in the punchbowl

When everyone is having a dandy time, and that one specific person ruins it for all.

Everyone was enjoying SallyAnne's party, untill Jim Bob took a shit in the punchbowl by knocking over the boombox.

by Coleycath98 July 17, 2011

pinch of shit

something valuable

he tried his best but it was not worth a pinch of shit

by wik the wokker October 26, 2003

pound to a pinch of shit

UK: A pretty good bet that something is going to happen.

Pound = UK money.

I'll bet you a pound to a pinch of shit that its raining when we get back of holiday.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

a pinch of coon shit

something or someone of very little or no value

"What the hells wrong with that Ralph!! Geez...you know, I don't think that fool's worth a pinch of coon shit!"

by Part Walker April 14, 2008

pinch of minnow shit

Very small amount of shit used in an expression.

He ain't worth a pinch of minnow shit!

by Woodpimp November 27, 2015

pinch of monkey shit

Something or someone who is totally worthless to the entire world

Hey do you know Greg?

Yeah I do and he ain't worth a pinch of monkey shit.

by Possumhunter75 May 17, 2016