Seismic fart

An earth shattering fart so disgustingly raunchy and ratchet that one must feel bad for the chair and/or wall that once stood, before the catastrophe occurred. In some cases the 'Seismic fart' can destroy an entire study session, leaving behind trace amounts of fallout that can last for days.

Devin: Hey Luke, what was the atomic weight for Germanium?
Luke: Oh yeah it was --
*Seismic fart rips through the air*
Luke: Never mind that, we need to search for survivors now!
Devin: agreed!

by lucky spice February 6, 2013

Shimbly Wingbarker

An imaginary creature that lives under one's floorboards and arises at night to tickle the scrotums of insecure thirteen year old boys who someday dream of becoming playwrights.

Poor Davey McDoodlestein hasn't slept in five days, and I'll tell you why - it's all because of that smelly little Shimbly Wingbarker that lives in his closet. I told him to get that thing taken care of, I did, but you know these kids today think that they know everything...

by Steve Kaye December 4, 2005

Shasmeen

Shasmeen is a really pretty& sexy gyal that all the boys want. She has so may people that are jealous of her but she still gets along with everyone

‘I wish I was as pretty as shasmeen,she’s sooo lucky

by MyNansSmexyyy October 26, 2018

Shim-shoomering

The act of shuffling sideways without lifting either foot entirely off the ground, for a dramatic effect.

"On a quiet night, you can still hear Old Fred shim-shoomering across town."

"Did you see Jess on the dance floor last night? She was shim-shoomering like a pro!"

"Forget the moonwalk, it's all about shim-shoomering now!"

by ConIII August 6, 2019

Schism

A schism is a great seperation. For instance America broke free from the British empire through revolution, thus causing a schism. Also a catchy Tool song.

It was hot so my pants and I had a schism.

by Nobody you know May 26, 2004

seismic rattle

When a person motorboats another's ass cheecks vigorously. Especially used when whipped cream is involved or chocolate syrup.

Yo nigga that girl be so tight i would seismic rattle that fine ass!

by Derek Jeters June 4, 2010

shinda shima

A very chillin place or a very Chill or cool person.

1. Wow that party was shinda shima.
2. Damn that kid is shinda shima.

by NCON3000, JB and Bro September 5, 2005