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Another way of telling someone to shut up or shush.
David: "So, did you score? Did she kiss you? Did you get her number? What did she smell like? Are you gonna go out with her again? Do you think this is true love?"

Jonathan: "David.. SHISH KEBAB!!!"
by consuelaman October 10, 2011
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A sexual act in which a male inserts his Liberian flagpole through the vaginal cavity or rectum of a woman and the tip emerges from the mouth, thus turning her into a Louisana Shish-kebab.
Friend: Yo, what the fuck happened to our science teacher?
Man: Well, right after I gave her the ol’ trusty Knuckle Spider, I turned her into a Louisiana Shish-kebab.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Man: We were fucking and the tip just popped out the other end like a skewer in a Shish-kebab.
by BustMyCashew37.5 November 7, 2018
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The sexual act of intercourse with a female and a well endowed male on a food prep table when out of nowhere comes and equally well endowed male penetrates her throat as her head hangs off the opposite side of prep table making the penises unite creating a skewer effect deeming her the human shish-kabob.
Hi honey here's a copy of our Grocery list things to pick up; at store beer ice lottery tickets and a human shish-kabob!
by Emily "Bass" Jackson March 18, 2019
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Ukranian Shish kabob

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When a guy with a really long and skinny dick, spears fresh fruit, and has his bitch eat it.
Pat bought some pomegranite and kiwi, made a Ukranian Shish Kabob, and had jenny eat it.
by Ukey Joe September 8, 2009
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shish kabob

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Only the best food in the world, you will fall in love and get married to it
girl- Omg i must marry this shish kabob
by valeuchick June 13, 2008
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Shish Kebab

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A sex move used predominantly on football tours, where 2 male members of the tour feed the female a Kebab from the front, and from behind.
"Me and Jim-Bob took a lass home and fed her a Shish Kebab last night"
by TruckerSaurus October 11, 2016
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(Also known as SAS Syndrom)

An illness in which your throat splits off to form another passage way. So now you have one for air, one for food, and a newly formed throat-hole for sookin' deeks (Throating wieners). This new esophagus extends from the mouth to the rectum, and in some cases, a man with a MASSIVE 10 ft long wiener case stick in all the way down and out your butt. Thereby making you a shish kabob....


**SAS Almost always occurs in: Gypsys, whores, Gypsy Whores, prostitues, prostitots, and Whore dogs named Ginger...
Bill: Dude!

Dude: What?

Bill: did you here about Garrett?

Dude: no! what??!!

Bill: He came down with a nasty case of shish kabob of shame syndrom from throating too many dicks.

Dude:...word?
by Von mannshaft March 18, 2009
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