Shitcuck

(Noun) One who is a social cuckold who also may or may not be a sexual cuckold. Usually a male member of western culture who has adopted passive, and feminine traits to portray himself in a "progressive" light to his peers. Examples include make feminists and members of Antifa

"Did you see Mike marching with those feminists against Islamiphobia?" "yeah what a shitcuck. I bet his World War II vereran grandfather would be real proud."

Shitcuck by Shart Shartson September 18, 2018

shirtcocking 

A nudist practice involving wearing nothing but a shirt, usually a t-shirt that ends above the waste.

That smelly old hippie with the Burn It! t-shirt and no pants is shirtcocking in the wrong town. Get him!

shirtcocking by Prof. Toofin Gersinmee May 3, 2006

shitrock 

Style of music totally lacking in originality that claims to be rock and roll, but has nothing in common with the soulful three chord progression based music that rock was derived from, played by over privileged upper middle class whiners who are probably blowing some record exec.

Just turn on your Radio or MTV to hear all the shitrock you can stand.

shitrock by ButterbeanLovesBeer July 20, 2008

john shitcock 

To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink.

I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back.

john shitcock by Daniel Riggs June 20, 2007

Shitlock 

Constipation.

"Why are you walking like you shat yourself?"

"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."

Shitlock by RhythmJunky November 23, 2009

shitcocker 

A person who likes it when he gets warm, brown feces all over his dick.

Kyle is totally gay. I know he is a shitcocker.

shitcocker by farfellseed May 22, 2006

Shirtcockin' 

When a male wears nothing but a shirt in public and his penis is swinging from below his shirt. Recently popularized at Flipside and the Ambient Camping and Winners Circle crowd.

"Hey Joe I bet you you don't have the balls to run around here shirtcockin'!"

Shirtcockin' by OneLove ATX February 4, 2010