ShitBox 360

The XBOX 360 Arcade. Why would someone in their right minds buy this piece of shit over the normal 360?
Is NOT compatible with basic XBOX games. So you can't play Halo or Halo 2 unless you have a computer.

Halo Master-"omg for christmas i got an XBOX 360!!!"
Loser Kid-"Aw, man all i got was the ShitBox 360..."

by SARGEANT JOHNSON, BITCH April 19, 2008

shitbox

Any vehicle,(even a brand new one) that you are forced to use for commuting while something much more entertaining sits in the garage waiting for the weekend.

I wish I was driving my GTO instead of this SHITBOX.

by tractorfix December 6, 2003

Shitbox 2000

A computer that is notoriously bad and filled with viruses, with a shitty-ass microphone attached.

Hey, have you seen Brody's computer? It's a total Shitbox 2000.

by Ara Ndom August 24, 2012

shitbox engineer

somebody who engineers things in a manner that would be considered shitty

Your a total shitbox engineer!

by Fataliswire November 11, 2012

Shitbox

A vehicle that is an unfun EV pod or economy focused point A to point B driver. Japanese brands are perfect for adding the shitbox moniker to as they are slow and primarily driven by Boomers/misinformed Gen X drivers or bugmen incels who think they're Takumi from Initial D

Look at this nerd lil Timmy driving his shitbox gr86/BRZ/miata thinking he's Takumi getting GAPPED

by V8GappedYou May 8, 2023

shitbox

a very old and slow computer

'let me try and print from this shitbox'

by Ralph Owen December 18, 2003

Shitbox

A garage engineered, junkyard supercar.

Marc shoved a 600 hp big block in his 88 f150 and kept everything else stock, you don't need brakes to go fast anyways, he's got himself a real shitbox

by Robertplowedbobbi March 2, 2021